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[big ron]

Morning. Really enjoyed sleeping in an actual sauna last night.

 

[ButterTart]

The dog decided she wanted to get up at 4am. We had some choice words and there's a bit of tension this morning.

 

[Dark Carnival]

*adds 'ron spends the night in gay sauna' tag*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hi my knee has stopped oozing!

 

[jyxz]

Hi my knee has stopped oozing!

She has?

 

[lolly]

I do like an Uber driver who listens to Radio 4.

 

[lolly]

Hi my knee has stopped oozing!

How are your bollocks though?

 

[Dark Carnival]

How are your bollocks though?

STILL ROTTEN

 

[floppet]

Woken up at 5.20am this morning by some idiot with a hacking cough walking his barky little terrier round the park. Perils of sleeping with the window open.

 

[lolly]

Woken up at 5.20am this morning by some idiot with a hacking cough walking his barky little terrier round the park. Perils of sleeping with the window open.

You were asleep at 5.20am? Lucky you.

 

[octophone]

It's actually much cooler here this morning which is bliss, to be honest. It's set to be hot again later tho'.

 

[big ron]

Another heatwave coming in August. Feeling thankfull I've essentially told everyone the company is closed for the first few weeks and I'm not doing jack shit.

 

[Suomi]

Last day of school for the kids today and after having made it this long without shutting down, got a call to say one child was positive. I burst out crying because of the panic and anxiety that followed, and they were sent home. Thankfully I wasn’t in class yesterday for more than 10 minutes because I had to be writing reports, but my god.

 

[funky]

Thriving on 4 hours sleep.

does anyone else have that problem where they go to work in shorts and Tshirt and then sit shivering all day because the aircon is on death mode? It’s like you need to bring multiple outfits in just to get through a day at the office

 

[funky]

Turkish barber update: yesterday we bonded over eye drops. Conversation ended when he didn’t understand the word hayfever. I think he struggles with scouse. And I don’t even have a strong accent I did get a wink and a smile after I gave him a tip though.

flirt level: basic

 

[Dark Carnival]

How do scousers pronounce hayfever?

 

[Diddy]

How do scousers pronounce hayfever?

with a lot of phlegm, I think
Especially if they have hayfever

 

[Generic Account]

I had a lovely night at the book club after being nervous that nobody would show up and I'd be sitting in an empty room.

But gays can talk A LOT.

 

[Kate]

Heefeeveh

 

[Diddy]

Heefeeveh

I thought more like Hhhggghheeyfeevuh

 

[Lucille]

SO TIRED

 

[Generic Account]

@funky how scouse is your accent?

I'm off for vaccine two today which is great but it's roasting hot and my car air con doesn't work properly so the 30 minute drive won't be fun.

 

[Kate]

Funky's definitely got more scouse since he moved back, judging by the Moopy Zoom a while ago.

 

[Lucille]

I’m up at the CRACK tomorrow morning for jab 2 followed by two DELIGHTFUL double shifts.

 

[jivafox]

It’s TOO HOT TO DO ANYTHING.

 

[Lucille]

Also a manager quit yesterday without notice so we have even LESS staff

 

[Dark Carnival]

SO TIRED

Me everyday

 

[Soldi]

Funky's definitely got more scouse since he moved back, judging by the Moopy Zoom a while ago.

I swear we spent an hour or so bullying him about his accent.

Well, not ME

 

[Dark Carnival]

Also a manager quit yesterday without notice so we have even LESS staff

Omg. Aren’t you soon the only one left to run the thing?

 

[Generic Account]

There was actually a moopy zoom?

 

[Soldi]

There was actually a moopy zoom?

There was about THREE babes

 

[Generic Account]

I thought it was just a running joke!

 

[Soldi]

I think they were during your ABSENCE

 

[Lucille]

Omg. Aren’t you soon the only one left to run the thing?

They asked to which I replied ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT.

 

[Lucille]

Had my third interview for a job last week, they said they’d let me know the result VERY SOON, and it’s now been a WEEK. I wish they’d PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY if I don’t have it.

 

[Lucille]

Really don’t have the ENERGY to apply for more jobs right now tbh.

 

[RJN]

I want a new job but I don’t know what I want to do

 

[big ron]

I am looking at FOREIGN HOLIDAYS and I have a SEMI.

 

[big ron]

Especially as its going to be CHILDLESS

 

[Soldi]

Really don’t have the ENERGY to apply for more jobs right now tbh.

Go and be Rachey’s fudge fairy