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I think I'd miss the seagulls if I moved inland. Would have to arrange to be near woodland for evil grey squirrels instead.
How are they a protected species? There’s millions of the bastards. Dither over your chips too long on Blackpool promenade and you’ll see how many there are.Seagulls are the worst. I wish they weren't a protected species because I would happily engage in some culling.
I wouldn’t touch them with a 10 inch shitty stick otherwise.
My house growing up had a factory behind it with a flat roof. COVERED in them. You couldn‘t have the windows open in summer cos the incessant SQUARKING would wake you up at 4 am. EVILSeagulls are the worst. I wish they weren't a protected species because I would happily engage in some culling.
You couldn‘t have the windows open in summer cos the incessant SQUARKING would wake you up at 4 am. EVIL

Cases in our borough are down 800 from this time last week, and have gone down for the 8th day in a row.London mopsies: how’s the capital looking now, is it all back to normal? I’m headed down next week and feeling a little ANXIOUS about it all. God, being back up north has changed me!
I’ve ended up planning a full itinerary and I kinda just wanna stay in my hotel room and look out the window![]()
Oh this isn't the Cronova thread? You meant in general? Yes it is pretty much! I've had a few meals out/drinks and it feels more relaxed now.
Mine arrives tomorrow. I'm dead excited.Biked to work this morning which was lovely. It's 15 miles and takes almost an hour but doable, maybe once or twice per week and when it isn't pissing down.
Is it the Flash filming? The videos I've seen are quite impressive, but they're going to have to CGI out all the signs for Greggs![]()

Is he your PA??Conversation with one friend:
Me- can you book dinner for Friday night, not W1
Him- ok I’ve booked Covent Garden
I mean technically he’s followed my instructions, but STILL...
Just explain that your help will consist of sitting in a comfortable chair with a cocktail whilst barking orders.It’s going to be 34 degrees today and I’m helping someone move into a 4th floor walk up apartment this afternoon. I’m going to die
Currently at 37 and melting.It’s going to be 34 degrees today and I’m helping someone move into a 4th floor walk up apartment this afternoon. I’m going to die
The two other people helping are too old to lift thingsJust explain that your help will consist of sitting in a comfortable chair with a cocktail whilst barking orders.

After being at up to 32 degrees just a few days ago, it’s now 16 in Liverpool and blowing a right storm.
HAPPY CLIMATE CHANGE EVERYONE
So hard right nowYep, Bolton was the same today. I have a long-sleeved top and a chunky cardigan on and seriously considered putting the radiators on at work.
I love the fearless attack of seagulls. And the general screaming racket. (Which was less fun when I was woken up by it in Brighton last year.) I do fondly remember reading those horror stories of seagulls TUCKING INTO a tortoise and Yorkshire Terrier like they were SNACKSI think I'd miss the seagulls if I moved inland. Would have to arrange to be near woodland for evil grey squirrels instead.

Hello LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WELL, I have had a lovely day and have been spoilt which is GREAT. The dreaded question did come up and I have bit the bullet and HAVE decided to make things official. I do really like him and BY GOD I am not getting any younger and have no interest in seeking anyone else. So yeah, I am not the ice queen I was this time yesterday.
Did he pop THE question (where you get a ring) or does "official" mean in a relationship?
OwO a pink Protogen?
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I was trying not to stare but that looks pretty close, yes