Hi. Bored. Don’t want to work.
Using this as a cover letter for my next job application.

Congratulations, you're now a Moopy mod.
will you ride the STEAM TRAIN? We used to go there quite a bit when I was a kid.Off to Bridgnorth for a few days![]()
No Matlock this year?Off to Bridgnorth for a few days![]()

No, the thieving bitch has jacked the price of the Airbnb right up.No Matlock this year?![]()
You should have stayed at my house, there’s no one there!No, the thieving bitch has jacked the price of the Airbnb right up.
I've been wary about breaking in to other Moopists' houses ever since Octophone filed that restraining order.You should have stayed at my house, there’s no one there!
I've been wary about breaking in to other Moopists' houses ever since Octophone filed that restraining order.
You can only fool me so many times with a cake under a propped up cardboard box.Shit, I had a trap set up and everything.
I PREDICTED IT!!AFTERNOON EGGS
I'm going camping tomorrow. Which might be the first time i've ever been camping outside of a festival or in friend's back gardens as a kid.
Oh no, why?AFTERNOON EGGS
I'm going camping tomorrow. Which might be the first time i've ever been camping outside of a festival or in friend's back gardens as a kid.

Oh no, why?![]()
Omg it’s the return of the CLAW

I still see it?Where's the banner gone?![]()
FOR FUN
Dunno really. Didn't get into any festivals this year that need camping and i miss drinking and sleeping in a field. Seemed like a good idea when i booked it.
It sometimes disappears for me every now and again.Where's the banner gone?![]()

Off to Bridgnorth for a few days![]()
Googling the Unicorn Inn and murdered girls of Bridgnorth as we speak. We’ve not been in to town yet but I’ll keep an eye out for the funicular.Do they still have the funicular railway that goes up and down the cliff from hightown to lowtown? It used to terrify me so much I'd happily walk up instead.
My mum and dad used to have a caravan at Hampton Loade, it was just a pub in a field (Unicorn Inn) with the river Severn running along the bottom, I spent most summer weekends there. The landlord of the pub had fishing rights on that portion of the river so he made his money charging fishermen to keep their caravans on the field and they could fish for free all season. That pub is how my alcohol bingeing began. They also found a murdered girl's body caught up in the trees at the river edge in the corner of the field in the late '80s.
It’s two miles away from me!Googling the Unicorn Inn and murdered girls of Bridgnorth as we speak. We’ve not been in to town yet but I’ll keep an eye out for the funicular.
It’s two miles away from me!
During flooding on Sunday 13 December 1964 at 3.25 PM the ferry sank drowning the operator and caused inconvenience for the hamlet residents who had to take detours
During flooding on Sunday 13 December 1964 at 3.25 PM the ferry sank drowning the operator and caused inconvenience for the hamlet residents who had to take detours
I think it may have inconvenienced the ferry operator more….
AFTERNOON EGGS
I'm going camping tomorrow. Which might be the first time i've ever been camping outside of a festival or in friend's back gardens as a kid.