What’s in your fridge?

[Kate]

You do when you've run out of cupboard and table top space

Zu's Leaning Tower of Bentos is Hackney's #43 attraction on Tripadvisor

 

[RJN]

I suppose if I am being judgemental...

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What is above the milk?

 

[AlgoAlex]

What is above the milk?

My DEAD sour dough starter

 

[Tisch]

I suppose if I am being judgemental...

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I love the tilted condiment section! And I've never heard of Bonne Maman INTENSE

 

[AlgoAlex]

I love the tilted condiment section! And I've never heard of Bonne Maman INTENSE

Oh it's delish ! Apricot jam

 

[Sheena]

Oooh look at @Tisch and @Iguana destroying the rainforest with their individual bottles of water…

 

[Tisch]

Oooh look at @Tisch and @Iguana destroying the rainforest with their individual bottles of water…

Strictly for days out only! There is a reusable one in there somewhere that doesn't really get used

 

[Berly]

Poppers and teeth whitening gel

 

[Zu]

Zu's Leaning Tower of Bentos is Hackney's #43 attraction on Tripadvisor

Obviously I have brought these vile slurs upon myself with my COMEDY FOOD outings but just to shut you all up

Slightly horrified that those tomatoes have passed their Best Before date but at least it's WAITROSE DARLING

Also I tend to buy as I go which is why there's not very much FRESH VEG

 

[Zu]

There's also tahini and capers at the back (under the DELUXE Lidl pizza ) but you'll appreciate that it's quite hard to generate entertainment out of CAPERS

 

[Soldi]

Is the DELUXE pizza for tea?

 

[Zu]

Is the DELUXE pizza for tea?

It's actually been there since last week in an impressive demonstration of self-control but the Eat By date is today so almost certainly YES

 

[big ron]

SAUERKRAUT <3

 

[Zu]

SAUERKRAUT <3

I did try kimchi for the first time recently but wasn't especially scintillated so concluded that I do prefer a German (or Polish in this instance) way with cabbage

 

[jivafox]

Four tinnies of Coors light and a bottle of ketchup

 

[RJN]

Four tinnies of Coors light and a bottle of ketchup

We call that a white trash Bloody Mary

 

[Zu]

There's something a bit FIZZY about this pizza which rather suggests that it's already on the turn

 

[Mats]

TOUBANJAN

 

[lolly]

I was going to post a photo of my fridge, but by the time I'd removed the cans of squirty cream and bottles of Don Simon 'juice drink', I realised it needed a good scrub, and I'm not in the mood

 

[AlgoAlex]

I was going to post a photo of my fridge, but by the time I'd removed the cans of squirty cream and bottles of Don Simon 'juice drink', I realised it needed a good scrub, and I'm not in the mood

Anyone would think you think moopy is JUDGEMENTAL

 

[RJN]

It’s called SQUIRTY CREAM in the uk???

 

[AlgoAlex]

It’s called SQUIRTY CREAM in the uk???

Does what it says on the tin!
Why what is it there ?

 

[RJN]

Does what it says on the tin!
Why what is it there ?

Whipped cream (as featured in my list of things in my fridge)

 

[Zu]

I think it's generally referred to by manufacturers as AEROSOL or SPRAY cream here (based on a quick google) although obviously kindly shopkeepers and grocers know what customers mean when they bark GORRENY SQUIRTY?

 

[Zu]

CREAM RANK

1. Clotted - Just the ticket when Phoebe Price pops round for HIGH TEA
2. Extra-thick () double
3. Double
4. Crème fraîche
5. Sour
6. Single
7. Squirty - Not for me I'm afraid. SORRY EVERYONE

Oh and ICE CREAM OBVIOUSLY

 

[RJN]

when they bark GORRENY SQUIRTY?

Oh I only say that when I get to a Grindr hookup

 

[Tisch]

Whipped cream (as featured in my list of things in my fridge)

Whipped cream is (I would say) the type you whip yourself. Squirty cream is the aerosol one.

EDIT: Actually, it's whippING cream ()

Spoiler

 

[Phoenix]

There's something a bit FIZZY about this pizza which rather suggests that it's already on the turn

Maybe it’s the sourdough

 

[lolly]

CREAM RANK

1. Clotted - Just the ticket when Phoebe Price pops round for HIGH TEA
2. Extra-thick () double
3. Double
4. Crème fraîche
5. Sour
6. Single
7. Squirty - Not for me I'm afraid. SORRY EVERYONE

Oh and ICE CREAM OBVIOUSLY

But NONE a patch on the KING OF TOPPINGS

(actual photo of my pantry)

 

[Zu]

Maybe it’s the sourdough

More likely to be the RANCIDIFYING HAM and MOULDY MUSHROOMS knowing Lidl

 

[jivafox]

Whipped cream is (I would say) the type you whip yourself. Squirty cream is the aerosol one.

EDIT: Actually, it's whippING cream ()

Spoiler

And it's made like THIS

 

[RJN]

Whipped cream is (I would say) the type you whip yourself. Squirty cream is the aerosol one.

EDIT: Actually, it's whippING cream ()

Spoiler

I can’t tell from the packaging. Is that British?

 

[lolly]

Is whipped cream just double cream which has been whipped?

But then isn't what we call double cream what is known as heavy cream in the US?

 

[Marilyn]

Who has the time, in this hustle and bustle world, to buy cream and whip it yourself when whipped cream is right there

 

[Tisch]

I can’t tell from the packaging. Is that British?

BRITISH CREAM FROM BRITISH COWS RULE BRITANNIA

 

[lolly]

Who has the time, in this hustle and bustle world, to buy cream and whip it yourself when whipped cream is right there

Yet when I tell people life is too short to peel and mash potatoes, they get sneery

 

[Zu]

Yet when I tell people life is too short to peel and mash potatoes, they get sneery

I did in fact go my local grocery store the other week to buy READY MASH further to in-lounge intercourse on the matter, only to discover to my disgust that they had NONE IN STOCK so MARIS PIPER AND BUTTER it was and a lot of shockingly exhausting washing-up

 

[Alla]

The amount of condiments everyone has, I'm speechless. I don't think I have any of them, they must be tasty but can't be that healthy, right? I don't think you can buy most of them here, where do you put all that?

 

[RJN]

The amount of condiments everyone has, I'm speechless. I don't think I have any of them, they must be tasty but can't be that healthy, right? I don't think you can buy most of them here, where do you put all that?

In the fridge?

 

[big ron]

I did try kimchi for the first time recently but wasn't especially scintillated so concluded that I do prefer a German (or Polish in this instance) way with cabbage

Kimchi is nice when its good but when it's not, it's shit.