ASFM: The Other Countries - VIEWING PARTY. TONIGHT at 8pm

[ButterTart]

Croatia- Colonia - Najbolje od svega

I'm so sorry, all I could find for them was a bawdy Europop banger sung by a housebrick in false eyelashes.

 

[ButterTart]

Croatia's most affordable singing prostitute, it's Kellyjz Ljorena

 

[COB]

Croatia- Colonia - Najbolje od svega

I'm so sorry, all I could find for them was a bawdy Europop banger sung by a housebrick in false eyelashes.

Things that you should NEVER APOLOGISE FOR

 

[dmlaw]

Croatia- Colonia - Najbolje od svega

I'm so sorry, all I could find for them was a bawdy Europop banger sung by a housebrick in false eyelashes.

I think we’d all have been very disappointed had Croatia been even slightly less basic than this.

 

[Tisch]

Croatia- Colonia - Najbolje od svega

I'm so sorry, all I could find for them was a bawdy Europop banger sung by a housebrick in false eyelashes.

Buttertart, meet Moopy

 

[ButterTart]

I think we’d all have been very disappointed had Croatia been even slightly less basic than this.

Their music only comes in two flavours; basic and 'just look at the tits and ignore the rest'.

 

[Tisch]

Their music only comes in two flavours; basic and 'just look at the tits and ignore the rest'.

The best is the swirl of both

 

[Marina Salty]

Am trying to understand if this is a cover of sth else.

 

[ButterTart]

From the land that brought you pharoahs, wonders of the world and a complex labyrinth of mythology, @Suomi somehow found this.
Egypt – Dalida – Kalimba De Luna

 

[Tisch]

From the land that brought you pharoahs, wonders of the world and a complex labyrinth of mythology, @Suomi somehow found this.
Egypt – Dalida – Kalimba De Luna

HUGE YES!

 

[COB]

I've had dreams like this before.

 

[ButterTart]

Boss eyes
A flautist so gay he qualifies for a blue badge
Clearly improvised choreography

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I mean, considering this is before music was invented, this is quite a good attempt!

 

[dmlaw]

Dalida’s Wikipedia entry is fascinating. There is definitely a film of her life to be made.

 

[ButterTart]

The Michael Myers Players popping in for a quick boogie.

 

[dmlaw]

I've had dreams like this before.

I assume that the guy wasn’t wearing bottoms in the dreams.

 

[ButterTart]

Dalida’s Wikipedia entry is fascinating. There is definitely a film of her life to be made.

Excerpts please.

 

[COB]

The masks on the knees are a LOVELY touch

 

[ButterTart]

Oh Christ
Spain – Monica Naranjo – Amor y Lujo
Cheers @BoysForSeles

 

[ButterTart]

Bringing the same subtlety and demure femininity she did when @Ag sent her to ASFM.

 

[COB]

What an ABRUPT END!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh!

 

[ButterTart]

I'm crucified like my what, now?

 

[dmlaw]

Excerpts please.

Her father was held as a prisoner of war by Allied forces and returned as a wholly different man who the children of the neighbourhood were scared of. She later recalled ‘I wanted him to die, and he did.’ He died of a brain abyss when she was twelve.

 

[ButterTart]

Her father was held as a prisoner of war by Allied forces and returned as a wholly different man who the children of the neighbourhood were scared of. She later recalled ‘I wanted him to die, and he did.’ He died of a brain abyss when she was twelve.

Fuck a brain abyss sounds HORRIBLE.

 

[dmlaw]

The return of Monica Orange. I was convinced that she would win dmlawdifestivalen before the votes started coming in.

 

[ButterTart]

The return of Monica Orange. I was convinced that she would win dmlawdifestivalen before the votes started coming in.

I can't believe that was her being restrained

 

[Tisch]

I'm sure my Spotify has recommended this to me before. I can hardly think why!

 

[ButterTart]

Why don't Spain send things like this to Eurovision? Imagine what a glorious catastrophe it would be live.

 

[ButterTart]

On to the final five now

 

[Marina Salty]

Why don't Spain send things like this to Eurovision? Imagine what a glorious catastrophe it would be live.

My thoughts exactly

 

[dmlaw]

Monica ends with one of the dancers trying to flash her foof but has forgotten that she’s wearing tights. Seems oddly appropriate.

 

[ButterTart]

Still stanning the stans, it's my last one of the evening.
Turkmenistan - Myahri – Aýterek-Günterek

 

[ButterTart]

I love the sassy Jon Ola Sand guy on the keyboard.

 

[ButterTart]

Has anyone else seen Hatchet? The guy in the suit reminds me of the guy from that.

 

[COB]

She looks so pleased with herself!

 

[ButterTart]

She looks so pleased with herself!

She's made it on to Moopy, wouldn't you be?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I love the game over noises in this

 

[dmlaw]

Has anyone else seen Hatchet? The guy in the suit reminds me of the guy from that.

He doesn’t look anything like Kane.

 

[jyxz]

Can’t stand a headband statement