The whole internet is disappearing (has now reappeared)

[octophone]

What was sunlight like again? I guess it’s time to find out

Right there's no need to go WILD. Just calm it down.

 

[ButterTart]

Amazon Prime is being shit but then that's nothing new on a PS4. Might have to but another couple of lbs of Internet if I'm to finish watching Terrifier tonight.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

OMG my NatWest app is showing everything in FARTHINGS

You bank with NatWest? Surely NOT darling!!

 

[Kate]

Brave Moopy faces sunlight @Ellie was WELL AHEAD OF THE CURVE.

 

[Zu]

You bank with NatWest? Surely NOT darling!!

Coutts OBVIOUSLY DARLING but I don’t like to be intimidating

*fashions straw*

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Amazon Prime is being shit but then that's nothing new on a PS4. Might have to but another couple of lbs of Internet if I'm to finish watching Terrifier tonight.

And to THINK I had just signed up with Now TV for Madame X* a few days ago and now the whole internet is Jancelled. Well that's one £9.99 I won't be seeing again anytime soon


*coming to Paramount+ and MTV soon.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I just had to TEXT MESSAGE my trusted bottom! When was the last time that happened?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What was sunlight like again? I guess it’s time to find out

@Ellie

 

[BoysForSeles]

I hope my birthday messages and memes haven’t caused the socials to crash. It’s the only different thing about today, could be linked.

 

[lolly]

I've not noticed any difference

Must be my TRIPLE JABBING

 

[Kratz]

OMG my NatWest app is showing everything in FARTHINGS

PLEASE DELETE MY MORTGAGE

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Will there be a baby boom next July I wonder...

 

[Kate]

I hope my birthday messages and memes haven’t caused the socials to crash. It’s the only different thing about today, could be linked.

Oooh happy birthday love

 

[RJN]

Exclusive picture of Moopers waiting patiently for internet to return:

 

[Kratz]

I just had to TEXT MESSAGE my trusted bottom! When was the last time that happened?!

Got to keep those lines (and other things) open.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Oooh happy birthday love

Thank you xx

 

[Soldi]

Oh god I’ll actually have to finish Beverley’s book now

 

[octophone]

Exclusive picture of Moopers waiting patiently for internet to return:
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Oh Jesus Christ at the fucking movies, if their work rate is the speed at which we can expect this to be resolved, we are FUCKED.

 

[Zu]

And to THINK I had just signed up with Now TV for Madame X* a few days ago and now the whole internet is Jancelled. Well that's one £9.99 I won't be seeing again anytime soon

Well darling at least it’s not the grand you pissed away on multiple unnecessary formats now given to lucky Auntie Jenny et al as Christmas gifts

 

[GNL]

Exclusive picture of Moopers waiting patiently for internet to return:
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@Lucille looking lovely in the bottom corner there.

 

[Soldi]

I’m enjoying EVERY minute of this however

 

[Dark Carnival]

Great, soldi's crying now, thanks

If they go anywhere near PokemonGo I'll CUT A BITCH

 

[ButterTart]

Are we Brexiting the world wide web? Is there a covert plan to force us into a Britain-only one which is just pictures of bulldogs in Union Jack hats and people trying to sell each other Juice Plus?

 

[Dark Carnival]

If they go anywhere near PokemonGo I'll CUT A BITCH

(Lucille)

 

[Soldi]

If they go anywhere near PokemonGo I'll CUT A BITCH

Send me a gift before it goes down, i have no pokeballs

 

[AGinAg (37)]

My phone has turned into a book, calculator, word processor, map, newspaper, TV, compass and camera.

We've DEVOLVED.

 

[RJN]

Oh Jesus Christ at the fucking moves, if their work rate is the speed at which we can expect this to be resolved, we are FUCKED.

Us when the internet is back (all dead and replaced by new people)

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Oh god I’ll actually have to finish Beverley’s book now

(just checking they still work! )

 

[ButterTart]

Exclusive picture of Moopers waiting patiently for internet to return:
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Oh God look how horribly we've aged in such a short time

 

[Kratz]

Tonight certainly has a wartime feeling to it. Who’s up for a rendition of ‘Let’s All Go Down The Strand’?

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Tonight certainly has a wartime feeling to it. Who’s up for a rendition of ‘Let’s All Go Down The Strand’?

Have a banana

 

[octophone]

 

[Kratz]

(just checking they still work! )

*falls off balcony*

 

[Dark Carnival]

Send me a gift before it goes down, i have no pokeballs

Done beb!

 

[octophone]

 

[Tisch]

If this keeps up I'm going to have to dig out my LIBRARY CARD

 

[dmlaw]

Send me a gift before it goes down, i have no pokeballs

Don’t you live at a Pokestop? How is that even possible? Also, here.

 

[RJN]

If this keeps up I'm going to have to dig out my LIBRARY CARD

Ok let’s not panic

 

[Dark Carnival]

If this keeps up I'm going to have to dig out my LIBRARY CARD

You can read???

 

[funky]

I just went on to twitter for a second to see what was going on. Now I need to shower. What an absolute HOLE. Vile.