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"The Fridays They Are Forever Sir"
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Oh thank god 
Thank you for the promo! The Licence Revoked playlist is still available to catch up on!
Thank you for the promo! The Licence Revoked playlist is still available to catch up on!
C
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Also good morning, I've taken the day off so am still in bed 
Star
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Dull petrol update: both cars are now in the red and still no sign of petrol around us without queuing for 2 hours
Soldi
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MOVE NORTH
Marina Salty
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Morning loves
Tisch
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Everything at work has turned to shit and I'm secretly happy as I'm off from Wednesday next week so anything not resolved by then will be met with a bit of an OH WELL from me. 
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
Marina Salty
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On Wednesday turn the out of office WITH NO access to email on and let all bitches that need to be cut deal with it.Everything at work has turned to shit and I'm secretly happy as I'm off from Wednesday next week so anything not resolved by then will be met with a bit of an OH WELL from me.
Tisch
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VERY much the plan!
Also, there's a grasshopper that's been hanging on to my patio doors for a week now. Do we think he's dead?
C
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He's been assigned to mouse watching duty
Marina Salty
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Could be but how do you know it's a boy?
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
Diddy
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Oh I was too late to make my daily thread idea:
“Fridays are knitted sweaters or jackets that open down the front”
It was for @Gangsta Nancy Lam
“Fridays are knitted sweaters or jackets that open down the front”
It was for @Gangsta Nancy Lam
Diddy
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@Tisch please follow the steps in this guide and get back to us:
www.wikihow.com
How to Determine the Sex of a Grasshopper: 8 Steps (with Pictures)
Understanding the sex of a grasshopper is important if you're performing research or a dissection. Even though grasshoppers don't look physically different at a glance, you can still easily identify whether you have a male or female...
Marina Salty
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I do it all the time cause the insect words are in specific genders here.Oh no, I assumed gender!
ZenGiraffe
Panini S.p.a.
@Tisch please follow the steps in this guide and get back to us:
How to Determine the Sex of a Grasshopper: 8 Steps (with Pictures)
Understanding the sex of a grasshopper is important if you're performing research or a dissection. Even though grasshoppers don't look physically different at a glance, you can still easily identify whether you have a male or female...
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
I like how they get you to go through the trouble of squeezing its abdomen before presenting this picture where they look really quite different@Tisch please follow the steps in this guide and get back to us:
How to Determine the Sex of a Grasshopper: 8 Steps (with Pictures)
Understanding the sex of a grasshopper is important if you're performing research or a dissection. Even though grasshoppers don't look physically different at a glance, you can still easily identify whether you have a male or female...
Tisch
DO IT FOR HER
Gender in language always confuses me when it comes to animals. Are you meant to bother with the specific scientific gender?
I was always a bit of a swot in school when I used to tell the teacher I had "deux CHATTES" as opposed to "deux chats"
Marina Salty
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Can't remember how it works in French tbh, here we are meant to refer to the animals based on the gender of each word ie flies, cockroaches, grasshoppers are all female grammatically so we use her and she for them. A cicada on the other hand can be both male or neutral. Cat is somewhat of an exception though because while the word referring to species is female there is also a word for male cats and cats are generally meant to be referred to based on their actual scientific gender. I think Spanish works the same way.
Indie
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I had no idea the petrol crisis was still a thing. Seems normal around here.
AlgoAlex
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Is a glorious day. I am celebrating by hanging out some TOWELS on the washing line.So nice to be able to wear SHORTS again
Dark Carnival
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I had to leave around 7 this morning 
to be on time for a Teams meeting with my manager who is at her home in a +1h time zone compared to me 
SO HUNGRY
to be on time for a Teams meeting with my manager who is at her home in a +1h time zone compared to me SO HUNGRY
Diddy
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Kate
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Well I simply MUST have eggs for lunch then
Diddy
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I didn’t want to leave you out, but I wasn’t sure how eggs work if you’re not getting dicked down
I get FAR too worried about misgendering dogs at work (I don’t give a shit about babies) to the extent I catch myself peering at their under carriages in a way that probably comes across as QUITE WEIRD.
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Marina Salty
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Dark Carnival
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ButterTart
Like Mussolini or Kennedy
BOUNCER EXPOSED LIPSTICK
LASSIE TEATS OUT DOING MACARENA
LITTLEST HOBO UP-SURGICAL CONE
etc