COB's Creepers #6 - Frankenhooker (now happening Monday 1st Nov, 8pm!)

[COB]

More HUGE NORKS

 

[COB]

"A visit to the sweet shop"

 

[ButterTart]

I've made pictures like this.

 

[ButterTart]

This poem is magnificent. Has he gone more New York than before?

 

[COB]

Horror themed weather reports should definitely be more of a thing.

 

[ButterTart]

These are the least professional newscasters I've ever seen.

 

[COB]

Oh I hate this bit

 

[ButterTart]

What's he up to, the mad bugger?

 

[COB]

Is this how he gets his ideas?

 

[ButterTart]

Does this work in real life?

 

[Marina Salty]

Omg wtf why

 

[COB]

Does this work in real life?

I'm going to test it out in my next karaoke video I think

 

[ButterTart]

All this time I thought jamming a drill into my skull would kill me horribly, whereas it would in fact help me to focus at work

 

[COB]

His Christmas club account? Arthur Fowler didn't die for this

 

[ButterTart]

"It's like a bouffay"

 

[COB]

Every single prostitute in this film is a treasure.

 

[ButterTart]

His Christmas club account? Arthur Fowler didn't die for this

I thought it was like a Park Hamper, except with tarts.

 

[ButterTart]

Jesus those glasses make Deirdre Barlow's look like contact lenses.

 

[ButterTart]

Look at that sexy walk

 

[COB]

It'll caaaauust ya!

 

[Marina Salty]

He looks like mrs doubtfire with these glasses

 

[ButterTart]

Barbara Knox tits out on stage

 

[ButterTart]

Spike doesn't belong here.

 

[COB]

That lesbain blowing smoke at him

 

[COB]

Here's Zorro aka Ravishing Rick Rude

 

[ButterTart]

That lesbain blowing smoke at him

And then a drag version of Hightower from Police Academy patting his shoulder.

 

[ButterTart]

Why does this club toilet look like a Thai prison?

 

[COB]

This bloke really is built like a brick shithouse

 

[ButterTart]

The best to look at, the best for fun.

 

[ButterTart]

This bloke really is built like a brick shithouse

Fucking massive!

 

[COB]

Jeffrey is a woke legend!

 

[COB]

Super crack

 

[ButterTart]

Hold
On to
Our
Knowledge of
Equal
Rights

Absolutely astounding.

 

[ButterTart]

Super crack

I feel like this is what Breaking Bad could have been if it made more of an effort.

 

[COB]

His justification

 

[COB]

Just say no - didn't work for Zammo though, did it

 

[COB]

Poor Fluffy

 

[ButterTart]

His justification

"I'm merely placing a knife in his windpipe" doesn't feel like an argument that would do you wonders in a court of law.

 

[COB]

Angel CHARTREUSE And all the rest!

 

[ButterTart]

Sugar looks like she's a few tits short of an udder.