Do you say MERRY or HAPPY Christmas

[ButterTart]

Why is the poll private?

I love that this was considered more worthy of anonymity than the poll on whether people voted leave or remain.

 

[AlgoAlex]

So it’ll be a surprise what everyone says at the dreaded moopmeet/Christmas party/superspreader event

I need to think of a THIRD option

 

[Tisch]

I love that this was considered more worthy of anonymity than the poll on whether people voted leave or remain.

And the JIZZING one

 

[RJN]

I need to think of a THIRD option

“I hope you make it to next christmas”

 

[AlgoAlex]

“I hope you make it to next christmas”

I mean that would be a lie

 

[ButterTart]

And the JIZZING one

'Hope you get Christmas in the air, on your sheets and all over your pants' is a pretty interesting alternative greeting.

 

[RJN]

Christmas cheer should get spread round your sheets, pyjama bottoms, wildly in the air/stomach, or a nice ASS in my view. I don't get why or frankly how'd you capture it in a sock

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Christmas cheer should get spread round your sheets, pyjama bottoms, wildly in the air/stomach, or a nice ASS in my view. I don't get why or frankly how'd you capture it in a sock

At Christmas we use a stocking.

 

[AlgoAlex]

Christmas cheer should get spread round your sheets, pyjama bottoms, wildly in the air/stomach, or a nice ASS in my view. I don't get why or frankly how'd you capture it in a sock

Well when I get my STOCKING on Saturday I'll inform my mother of this

 

[RJN]

At Christmas we use a stocking.

For WHAT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

For WHAT?

What the actual FUCK is this? Do you really think this is something to joke about? FUCKS SAKE.

 

[Inner Smile]

A bit of both

 

[AlgoAlex]

A bit of both

Mappy Christmas !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Flappy Christmas

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Slappy Christmas

 

[AlgoAlex]

Slutty Christmas

 

[Jark]

Gestapy Christmas (circa 1942)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SULTRY CHRISTMAS

 

[Kate]

Happy Slappy Pissflappy Christmas

 

[ButterTart]

Dappy Christmas

 

[Indie]

Max Verstappy Christmas

(Sorry, sport reference)

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Oh can a mod please work on Christmas Day and make the results public

PS happy Christmas

A year later, this is done

 

[dmlaw]

A year later, this is done

Finally the monsters who say Happy Christmas will pay for their crimes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A year later, this is done

Finally. I've been waiting longer for this, than finding out who REALLY shot JFK.

(Spoiler: it was Lucy Benjamin)

 

[AlgoAlex]

A year later, this is done

Are they now on the @Shit list

 

[Inner Smile]

Finally the monsters who say Happy Christmas will pay for their crimes.

 

[OutSynk]

I’ve never heard ANYONE say Happy Christmas.

 

[Jark]

I’ve never heard ANYONE say Happy Christmas.

I'm a bit disturbed by the Happy Christmas brigade. I would love to know what's @Hey Kratz It’s Christmas's excuse*

*i suppose being perfect in every other way**, we can forgive it
**well that's overlooking the ex-tory detail of course, but excuses must be made for the physically alluring

 

[Indie]

I have used Happy Christmas before. Today, even. To like work colleagues or people i meet on the street. They might not like being merry, i don't know them well enough.

 

[ButterTart]

I'd expect no better from SDF, but the Helen_S reveal is upsetting.

 

[Kratz]

I'm a bit disturbed by the Happy Christmas brigade. I would love to know what's @Hey Kratz It’s Christmas's excuse*

*i suppose being perfect in every other way**, we can forgive it
**well that's overlooking the ex-tory detail of course, but excuses must be made for the physically alluring

I have no idea! It’s just what my family have always said but once you get beyond my parents (born in Yorkshire), all of my family are from Ireland or Spain so there may be something in that. Maybe I’ll just start saying Feliz Navidad instead!

 

[Marina Salty]

I have used Happy Christmas before. Today, even. To like work colleagues or people i meet on the street. They might not like being merry, i don't know them well enough.

I've never used Happy Christmas but I use Happy Holidays a lot in emails addressed to colleagues in other countries that I don't personally know just in case they don't even celebrate Christmas. But otherwise it's just Merry Christmas.