ASFM: Back To Basics - THE RESULTS

[OutSynk]

Just look what it's done to poor @OutSynk for example

Even Laura Põldvere has finished second less times in Eesti Laul than I have in ASFM.

Congrats @Beverley. The song screams homosexual so you deserve it.

Also impeccable hosting @dmlaw. Everything was so clean and smooth.

And a big thank you to all my fans (you know who you are). SO MANY gems still to come as long as this crap continues to run.

 

[Generic Account]

Is country folk and bluegrass ASFM really coming next or is that just a rumour?

 

[RS]

Congratulations @Beverley finally a winner song I coule get behind. And thank you @dmlaw for a magical fantastical show.

As for the rest of you: it is not too late for you to apologize for how you ignored my song but, I’m sorry to say, it is too late for me.

 

[ButterTart]

Thank you @dmlaw for an excellent contest. When it came to the songs Mopsy tried their hardest to stick to a theme that didn't exist. When it came to the flags, they paid dust to a theme that did exist.

 

[COB]

Is country folk and bluegrass ASFM really coming next or is that just a rumour?

Where did that rumour come from?

 

[dmlaw]

Is country folk and bluegrass ASFM really coming next or is that just a rumour?

I think @ZenGiraffe may be running it, so I'm guessing probably not. To be confirmed, though.

 

[ButterTart]

finally a winner song I could get behind

This just in from former winner @RaspberrySwirl

 

[ButterTart]

@ZenGiraffe the world awaits.

 

[RJN]

@ZenGiraffe the world awaits.

He’s hosting the rumored country/folk round?

 

[Beverley]

Is country folk and bluegrass ASFM really coming next or is that just a rumour?

nobody said that. ever.

 

[Soldi]

Is country folk and bluegrass ASFM really coming next or is that just a rumour?

Oh god I couldn’t think of ANYTHING WORSE.

 

[Iguana]

Can we open the next one please? I'm gagging to enter my song.

 

[dmlaw]

Where did that rumour come from?

It was vaguely mentioned by, I think, @straightorbroken. If you do want to host one, you should let us know.

 

[Soldi]

Congratulations @Beverley finally a winner song I coule get behind. And thank you @dmlaw for a magical fantastical show.

As for the rest of you: it is not too late for you to apologize for how you ignored my song but, I’m sorry to say, it is too late for me.

I voted for you, you rude little BITCH

 

[Beverley]

also, a huge thank you to @dmlaw for making me wet myself a little with terror.

 

[Generic Account]

Can we open the next one please? I'm gagging to enter my song.

I think @ZenGiraffe is hosting a country version next? But that could be a rumour.

 

[RS]

Next time I’ll be sending Che’s going to California song, because you don’t deserve any better.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I support a country ASFM, purely so I can ignore it entirely without any FOMO

 

[Beverley]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE COUNTRY HAPPEN! IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!

 

[dmlaw]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE COUNTRY HAPPEN! IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!

Thought you'd retired.

 

[Beverley]

Thought you'd retired.

but can't i read hoes from my throne?

 

[RJN]

I heard a rumor Barnacle is hosting a chemsex round

 

[Generic Account]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE COUNTRY HAPPEN! IT AINT GONNA HAPPEN!

Just saying what I've heard!

 

[Beverley]

also, to claim a little more attention for myself, WHAT A WEEK. First publishing my paperback, then my article in the NYT and now THIS. (ALHAMDULLILAH in case God thinks I'm not grateful.)

 

[Generic Account]

I heard a rumor Barnacle is hosting a chemsex round

If ZG hosts country ASFM I'll host chemsex

 

[Beverley]

for once i'd like to see barny break type. if you're dom top now, why your songs still gotta be so soppy bot?

 

[Raining on Me]

Even Laura Põldvere has finished second less times in Eesti Laul than I have in ASFM.

I've been there. Twice. I lost everything but at least I lost even more paying for expensive therapy.

Just remember those sunny days in 1952 when we won and be sure to snarl it at anyone who gets too close like I do

 

[straightorbroken]

Is it a valentines one next month then? Seriously, I'd just like to know asap please.

 

[Generic Account]

for once i'd like to see barny break type. if you're dom top now, why your songs still gotta be so soppy bot?

Erm, have you forgotten about whywhywhy?

 

[RJN]

also, to claim a little more attention for myself, WHAT A WEEK. First publishing my paperback, then my article in the NYT and now THIS. (ALHAMDULLILAH in case God thinks I'm not grateful.)

Fine, you’re allowed to read hoes from your throne this one time

 

[Generic Account]

Erm, have you forgotten about whywhywhy?

And no smart remarks!

 

[dmlaw]

Erm, have you forgotten about whywhywhy?

I rather considered your Delta Goodrem entry to be your experimental phase.

 

[Generic Account]

I rather considered your Delta Goodrem entry to be your experimental phase.

My best received song!

 

[ButterTart]

An ALL FRENCH top two

I've not seen Moopy this thirsty for French entries since @Soldi accidentally shared those photos he took through @Dark Carnival's bathroom window.

 

[Beverley]

Erm, have you forgotten about whywhywhy?

yes

 

[ButterTart]

And no smart remarks!

WhyWhyWhy was brilliant, let nobody tell you different.

 

[Soldi]

An ALL FRENCH top two

I've not seen Moopy this thirsty for French entries since @Soldi accidentally shared those photos he took through @Dark Carnival's bathroom window.

Funny you should say that because the bank called me the other week and asked me for his address.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm a bit shocked @RaspberrySwirl wasn't top 10 never mind missing the top 20. But he probably hates his own song so it's fine

 

[Soldi]

Why has that bitch @RaspberrySwirl been ignoring me all afternoon.

I‘m delicate AS IT IS at the minute

 

[COB]

If ZG hosts country ASFM I'll host chemsex

In ASFM, or...?