funky does Kylie: "DISCO" (2020)

06 Disco Down - OT: there's a really good handbag house song called Disco Down from the same year which is fucking fabulous, but it's not this. Anyway, this opens a bit Daft Punky, but quickly goes back to poppers oclock. Why does this album make me think of @Sheena dancing in his dodgy local gay bars that he always entertained us with back in the DAY? I guess I'm being transported back to noughties quite a bit here. This is also quite accessible and actually as I'm listening actually sounds a bit familiar... I don't think this was a single was it? Gay as Christmas, but it's anthemic. I can see a really tragic drag queen miming along badly to this.
 
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00 Loveboat

Imma be kind.

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06 Kookachoo - this was a bit of an "oh" moment when it started also. Was this WILLIAM ORBIT? Was it pitched for Austin Powers II? I guess she had to have another go at Madonna's direction :side-eye: in all seriousness, you can't deny that Kylie doesn't put her everything into making a sound her own, it's like she's able to KYLIEFY any genre :disco: Again I can't really deny that this is a bit of a BOP, even though it's not MY bop, it's still a successful bop.

This album is so far NOT A DISASTER. But it is VERY VERY GAY.
 
06 Disco Down - OT: there's a really good handbag house song called Disco Down from the same year which is fucking fabulous, but it's not this. Anyway, this opens a bit Daft Punky, but quickly goes back to poppers oclock. Why does this album make me think of @Sheena dancing in his dodgy local gay bars that he always entertained us with back in the DAY? I guess I'm being transported back to noughties quite a bit here. This is also quite accessible and actually as I'm listening actually sounds a bit familiar... I don't think this was a single was it? Gay as Christmas, but it's anthemic. I can see a really tragic drag queen miming along badly to this.
This is one of my favorites and this is a better review than I expected
 
Where's @Eddie with his anecdotes to distract from the fact that I have to do "Your Disco Needs You" next?

I mean, can I just NOT?
 
"And now, here's our lovely @Pipo with a quick interlude while our host figures out how to navigate the next song"

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04 Please Stay - oh it's Enrique again. So this is one of those singles that I do recall not liking at the time, and I still kinda don't. The basic dancey poppiness of it is all fine, but the flamenco and maraccas... no. Just feels like a miss. Soz.


In a nerdish and mildly interesting aside, this has only 2M streams on spotify, while the other singles have 37M, 18M, 6M and 13M. Not sure why, just thought it odd.
 
This shouldn't be causing so much consternation and constipation!

Why because it's so fabulous that there should be no question or because it's really not worth worrying over?


or BOTH?
 
00 Bittersweet Goodbye - this genuinely sounds like a Christmas carol. I don't get a single bit of it. Where it sits on the album, the pace of it, her lifeless vocal. I mean it's sung well enough, but it sounds so through the motions.

When does the choir kick in?
 
08 Butterfly - oh thank FUCKETY FUCK :square: this sounds a bit more housey than her other dance tracks on the album. It actually doesn't sound like anything housey from the time, it sounds like a house song from 1995, but I'll still take it. It sounds like a 10 just following the last track. The middle eastern licks in the second verse are a bit ODD and random, but overall this is still a welcome return to something I can relate to. I like the energy of this. Also this is definitely the first time I've ever heard this.
 
Oh the bridge has gone all HANDBAG :disco: What a very 90s bop for a song in 2000!
 
Why because it's so fabulous that there should be no question or because it's really not worth worrying over?


or BOTH?
Both I think! Also I doubt this is one you'll want to delve into given the scores, but the version from the KYLIEX2008 tour is amazing and features one of the ultimate Kylie QoL moments at the end:

"Shall we take it to the opera?" :disco:x19838584899
 
06 Under The Influence Of Love - this is camp as fuck and I quite like it! First thing that struck me is that this is the first out and out pop song of the entire album. It's the closest link to 90s Kylie I've heard so far. There's a lot going on in the production, but I'm OK with it. It does, if I can be critical, feel like she's phoning it in on some of these songs... considering she rebirthed her career on the back of this album, it doesn't exactly scream pivotal or significant in terms of her legacy. Compared to so much of her 90s music which was so immediate and relevant... I dunno. There's a decent mix here overall but something seems a bit OFF...
 
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05 I Should Be So Lucky - this is one of those songs that makes me question whether I should be rating personally or objectively. Because personally I would never choose to listen to this song, but you can't deny it's a pop anthem. I'll show some respect for that. It's certainly better than most of the SAW megahits. I remember liking this a lot as a kid but mostly because I was caught up in the hype. She was the Spice Girls of the late 80s.
FIVE? :shock:
05 Je Ne Sais Pas Pourqoui - God I haven't heard this in YEARS :D this is not as bad a I expected it to be. The production is less basic than the previous two and her voice sounds strong. It's more what I'd expect from a second album song. It has more of an evolution of sound, a classic late 80s sound than her other full on SAW singles.
FIVE? :shock::shock:
04 Got To Be Certain oh THIS :o God I remember this too. The CLAP CLAP CLAP of the chorus, I can remember dancing to this at the school disco. God this is a nostalgia headfuck. I was honestly expecting the production on these to be MUCH worse, although I still wouldn't thank you for it. I don't hate it but we have gone back to basics here.
FOUR? :shock::shock::shock:
02 Turn It Into Love - oh this must be the song @RJN is talking about? This sounds like classic camp drama. You can hear Steps singing this. It's all getting a bit samey for me now and this is the sort of SAW melodrama I don't care for. It sounds so interchangeable, like it could be Sonia singing, or Sinitta. Sorry fans if this is a favourite, I don't get it. Saying all that I'm not sure why it wasn't a single, it has all the ingredients.
TWO? :shock::shock::shock::shock:

What a SICK PIG!
 
"I'm so sorry you arrived late for this performance of Everyone Moan At Funky Does Kylie (1988), but please leave a message in the comment section and we'll get back to you"
 
08 Light Years - Oh she does love to (sometimes) end with a title track! So this is good. I feel like I've heard this SOMEWHERE. What's interesting about this is that it sounds like what I expect the Fever album to sound like: darker, more experimental, more electro (I could be wrong). If so what a FABULOUS segueway for her and for me...

("Fever" coming soon)
 
OT: The 7th District Remix of "Spinning Around" just came on and OMG how funky house circa 2000 does it sound...
 
The remix package of this album too! The NOSTALGIA!

Bini & Martini
Hatiras
Sandstorm


I feel like I've just been transported back to my first job in London...
 
So okay, let's file it under IT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. A LOT WORSE.

06 Password
09 Spinning Around
07 On A Night Like This
06 So Now Goodbye
06 Disco Down
00 Loveboat
06 Koocachoo
00 Your Disco Needs You
04 Please Stay
00 Bittersweet Goodbye
08 Butterfly
06 Under The Influence Of Love
06 I'm So High
00 Kids
08 Light Years

At this point only Spinng Around troubles the almighty Top 15 below. Although I'm adding Butterfly and Light Years to my playlist as well.

Current Top 15:
1. Breathe (Impossible Princess)
2. Confide In Me (Kylie Minogue)
3. Step Back In Time (Rhythm Of Love)
4. Where Is The Feeling (single mix) (Kylie Minogue)
5. Finer Feelings (Brothers In Rhythm 12" mix / Let's Get To It)
6. Shocked (Rhythm Of Love)
7. What Do I Have To Do (Rhythm Of Love)
8. Look My Way (Kylie)
9. Surrender (Kylie Minogue)
10. Put Yourself In My Place (Kylie Minogue)
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11. Jump (Impossible Princess)
12. Spinning Around (Light Years)
13. Automatic Love (Kylie Minogue)
14. If I Was Your Lover (Kylie Minogue)
15. Through The Years (Impossible Princess)

out: Where Has All The Love Gone (Kylie Minogue)

 
00 Your Disco Needs You - I was going to give it a couple of points for the Pet Shop Boys, but then I realised that that would suggest I like it more than "Loveboat" and... I don't.

REMEMBER KIDS IT'S OKAY TO BE DIFFERENT
:disco::disco::disco:
 
Both I think! Also I doubt this is one you'll want to delve into given the scores, but the version from the KYLIEX2008 tour is amazing and features one of the ultimate Kylie QoL moments at the end:

"Shall we take it to the opera?" :disco:x19838584899


Wow what a great vocal!
 
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There's a fantastic extended version of Light Years on the Showgirl Homecoming tour where halfway through she takes an unexpected diversion into your other favourite... Turn It Into Love :basil:

Don't recognise that song, although it's possible that my moopy PTSD therapy has blocked it out for me :eyes:
 
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Nothing worse than hanging the same old drum (:eyes:) but imagine not liking Turn It Inro Love. The WRONGNESS :shock:

I remember listening to the debut album for the first time on compact cassette (:disco:) and THAT turning up and my thinking OH MY FUCKING DAYS THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
 
08 Butterfly - oh thank FUCKETY FUCK :square: this sounds a bit more housey than her other dance tracks on the album. It actually doesn't sound like anything housey from the time, it sounds like a house song from 1995, but I'll still take it. It sounds like a 10 just following the last track. The middle eastern licks in the second verse are a bit ODD and random, but overall this is still a welcome return to something I can relate to. I like the energy of this. Also this is definitely the first time I've ever heard this.
This was the first Kylie song I heard/loved and is one of my first music memories
 
04 Please Stay - oh it's Enrique again. So this is one of those singles that I do recall not liking at the time, and I still kinda don't. The basic dancey poppiness of it is all fine, but the flamenco and maraccas... no. Just feels like a miss. Soz.


In a nerdish and mildly interesting aside, this has only 2M streams on spotify, while the other singles have 37M, 18M, 6M and 13M. Not sure why, just thought it odd.

How do you see each songs stream tally? I can only see the top five on each artists page, and chart-mad me would really like to scroll through each song by rubbish pop stars to compare stats :disco:
 
Disco Down is, I think, the perfect Kylie Minogue song.

I genuinely can’t think of a better or more quintessentially Kylie lyric than this:

It's been ten years now this Sunday
Since you left, or was it Monday?
Time can fly when you're still in love…
And now I boogie in my dreams
To Le Freak or Dancing Queen
Baby I still recall those things…
And ooh, I'm missing you now
I'm missing you now


Still love you though @funky
 

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