Hey it’s Sunday, do you want gay sh*t?

Good morning! I really don't know what to do with myself today, yesterday's long walk was aborted early due to lack of interest so I might do it today instead.
 
Yeah. Yeah.

SUNDAY.

eleni foureira fire GIF by Eurovision Song Contest
 
I’m still feeling a bit shitty after todays events (see late night drunk moopy for details)

Sympathy and/or YouTube subscriptions accepted happily
 
I’m still feeling a bit shitty after todays events (see late night drunk moopy for details)

Sympathy and/or YouTube subscriptions accepted happily
I once waited an hour for a date, which, looking back I should have LOVED MYSELF more and sacked it off, but I got sex at the end of it so 🤷‍♂️
 
I've just slowed down The Beatles' "Love Me Do" by 95% and it sounds like the bowels of hell opening up. It's amazing.
 
Eurgh I’ve been up since 7am on my first Sunday off in FOREVER. My only plan for today was to go to Westfield which doesn’t open till 12, so I guess I’ll just IDLY FINGER MY HOLE until then :argh:
Get some HOT HACKNEY COCK over love.
 
I have a lovely cold sore developing and my right side hurts. I think after 10 days of practically no rest my body is trying to tell me something :eyes:
 

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