Diddy
愛してるって 言わなきゃ殺す
Morning
It's a gorgeous morning and I'm sitting in the study WANKING![]()


I once waited an hour for a date, which, looking back I should have LOVED MYSELF more and sacked it off, but I got sex at the end of it soI’m still feeling a bit shitty after todays events (see late night drunk moopy for details)
Sympathy and/or YouTube subscriptions accepted happily
Yeah. Yeah.
SUNDAY.
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Get some HOT HACKNEY COCK over love.Eurgh I’ve been up since 7am on my first Sunday off in FOREVER. My only plan for today was to go to Westfield which doesn’t open till 12, so I guess I’ll just IDLY FINGER MY HOLE until then![]()
Get some HOT HACKNEY COCK over love.
Is this a euphemism?I think I may REARRANGE MY FURNITURE today.

Babes, I’m coming back to Hemel tomorrow. I’ll bring the coke.I mean not really but it has to be better than THIS.
Well it wasn’t but I suppose one way of celebrating moving my bed across the room is to get pummelled into next week on itIs this a euphemism?

I've had a bit of a MARIE KONDO morning and tidied up the bits and bobs drawer and the hallway corkboard![]()
School tomorrow after two weeks off hasn't quite sent me into a hole of despair YET.

This has reminded me of when I was a kid and I heard the HEARTBEAT theme begin on a Sunday evening and knew the weekend was over![]()

Also also that Heartbeat was about to start![]()
Only last weekend I realised this is a real release and not a Moopy in-joke!Yes all those unsold copies of Bits’n’Bobs surely aren’t sparking much joy

Just to clarify it's a bootleg not a proper official release!Only last weekend I realised this is a real release and not a Moopy in-joke!![]()

Only last weekend I realised this is a real release and not a Moopy in-joke!![]()

Only one copy left in stock.It is?!
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