Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[Nancy]

Hello my Bababy

 

[dmlaw]

The girls are suddenly wondering if they are there for any reason at all.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh my God he was Rey Mysterio all along!

 

[Sheena]

OOH HE'S GONE ALL BUTCH

 

[AlgoAlex]

Wow at the ruveal…

 

[win_the_game]

I think people are sleeping on this, I really don’t think you could rule out Romania winning it.

 

[FetchFugly]

Send him through!

 

[ButterTart]

The girls are suddenly wondering if they are there for any reason at all.

Tagline for the Eurovision audience

 

[dmlaw]

Oh my God he was Rey Mysterio all along!

I think he made a good decision not to bring the tigers out for his performance.

 

[straightorbroken]

Ok Romania grew on me.

 

[RS]

This was pure joy

despite the hideous outfits

 

[Christian]

Trade Of The Season up next

 

[Sheena]

Trade Of The Season up next

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT

 

[Sheena]

I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT

Oh, actually, on the way home in the car, just from the Spotify single cover I thought that, so yes, FAIR ENOUGH

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's WHAT EVERYONE OF US WOULD DO AT EUROVISION

 

[Lucille]

SENSATIONAL!

 

[dmlaw]

Oh, wow, they’ve really let loose now they have a water themed song.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh, wow, they’ve really let loose now they have a water themed song.

I think the roof’s leaking

 

[Ellie]

Oooh. Nice song!

 

[RS]

Oh hello handsome whiney Pole

 

[Marina Salty]

Gorgeous song and man

 

[ButterTart]

I think I prefer Azerbaijan sorry though

 

[RS]

Where have I seen/heard this before?

 

[win_the_game]

He's a really unappealing performer. He doesn't know what do to with his face.

 

[Sheena]

Where have I seen/heard this before?

XHamster

 

[ButterTart]

Where have I seen/heard this before?

It won Eurovision in 2019

 

[lolly]

Oh he's Hot

I'd need to ruffle that hair up a bit though. It looks like he's turned up for a job in accounts

 

[Sheena]

He's a really unappealing performer. He doesn't know what do to with his face.

I know what I'd do with his face

 

[straightorbroken]

Keep expecting it to turn into Chris Isaak I don't wanna fall in love.

 

[ButterTart]

That stupid cheap shaky camera

 

[dmlaw]

Where have I seen/heard this before?

It won in 2019 when it was called Arcade.

 

[GNL]

Was this made in Windows Movie Maker?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I still really like this despite the onstage chaos.

 

[Christian]

Those awful dancers can't dim this one

DIREKT TIL FINALEN (and my hotel room)

 

[GNL]

That stupid cheap shaky camera

The camera man is having an epileptic fit

 

[win_the_game]

I know what I'd do with his face

Well if it shuts him up...

 

[RS]

He's a really unappealing performer. He doesn't know what do to with his face.

Are you serious? This is his fuck face and it’s hot

 

[ButterTart]

That was perfectly cromulent

 

[dmlaw]

Right. I need ANOTHER piss now.

 

[Sheena]

That dirty look at the end...

I'D DESTROY HIM