Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[straightorbroken]

Belgium never recovered from Kate Rylan did they?

 

[Sheena]

He looks like the swimmer out of Sex Education

 

[RS]

This already a thousand times better than Azerbaijan and Australia

 

[lolly]

THEY’RE BEHIND YOU!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Belgium never recovered from Kate Rylan did they?

Blanche has something to say about that.

 

[ButterTart]

This really just feels like three minutes of verse.

 

[Ellie]

What awful choreography

 

[lolly]

What awful choreography

Like Christine and The Queens GONE VERY WRONG

 

[RS]

Belgium never recovered from Kate Rylan did they?

Roberto Bellarosa begs to differ!

 

[Sheena]

I'd fuck the one who looks like a bad J from 5ive lookalike out of the dancers.

 

[GNL]

It's a bit 2003 but I quite like it.

 

[Marina Salty]

So many bad vocals tonight

 

[ButterTart]

Roberto Bellarosa begs to differ!

Wading for the bead appeal

 

[straightorbroken]

It's like music to go on top of Mark's and Spencer's food porn adverts.

 

[FetchFugly]

This one from Belgium leaves me very cold.

 

[win_the_game]

WTF was that note?

 

[ButterTart]

Well that happened

 

[Lucille]

Piss break before CUNNY.

 

[Ellie]

“Brilliant vocal there” - Rylan are you drunk?

 

[AlgoAlex]

Come on Cornelia !

 

[straightorbroken]

Roberto Bellarosa begs to differ!

Send me the link when you have the time x

 

[ButterTart]

Come on Cornelia !

How do you think she got the job in the first place?

 

[Sheena]

I love that the BBC is actually referencing Love Generation

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[straightorbroken]

Did she steal Aussie gay's mask and stick it on her chest?

 

[Sheena]

Seriously, why are we looking at footage of her BACK?

 

[ButterTart]

The camera angles are atrocious

 

[Marina Salty]

Camerawork from Lidl

 

[Christian]

Sabotage Italiano!

 

[Ellie]

She has a nice voice.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Sabotage Italiano!

I thought so!

 

[Sheena]

She's a little bit off key in places. But fuck me, this is good.

 

[straightorbroken]

So how just how bad was this year's Melodifredrikssonfestivalenshtougenfrougen? Not really delivering.

 

[dmlaw]

Do the guys moving her screen about that the Italians keep filming count against the six people allowed on stage?

 

[Christian]

GOOSEBUMPS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She paused for half a second to find the camera.

 

[GNL]

Leanne Batersby is GOING THROUGH IT

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a young Bonnie Tyler with that croak

 

[ButterTart]

STUNNING but Christ the camera lets her down

 

[AGinAg (37)]

STUNNING