Eurovision 2022: Semi Final TWO (20:00 BST)

[ButterTart]

They really DID deserve to go through amongst that shower.

They must be giving Latvia a run for their money now for worst qualification run in recent history?

My least favourite song of theirs is the only one that actually qualified.

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF

 

[ButterTart]

"This is weird, it's not very good and she just sounds like she's being strangled"

I feel like he's described the entire appeal of it and somehow still doesn't understand.

 

[Sheena]

I've popped VERONA on and Mr Sheena has just said "This is weird, it's not very good and she just sounds like she's being strangled".

I'm filing for divorce.

He did just say Koit "looks like one of those paedophiles who will be arrested in a few years' time", though, so he's not ALL WRONG.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've popped VERONA on and Mr Sheena has just said "This is weird, it's not very good and she just sounds like she's being strangled".

I'm filing for divorce.

Play him the 1985 mix. If he rejects that, then kill him.

 

[ButterTart]

Belgium SECOND HALF

Close the show with it. Teach Europe they can't have a dynamic running order if they vote out all the dynamic songs.

 

[Marina Salty]

I'm sure this is not the thread to comment on this, but I have just watched the full Spanish performance on YouTube and the song sounds nothing like the song I have been listening to all this time. Why did they change it so much and why is wearing such a bad outfit?
The Spanish National Final performance was SO GOOD. Why did they change it?

We need to summon @Alla for inside info

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF and OPENING PROBABLY

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Worth noting Cyprus' run of qualifiers has come to an end.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t at them having to pretend they’re not furious to draw first half.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Azerbaijan need to fuck off at some point.

 

[Madison]

Azerbaijan need to fuck off at some point.

The sooner the better.

 

[Lucille]

Even hotter when he speaks Azeri

 

[GNL]

More like wee wee blogs.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He has the look of having a career move away from being a militant

 

[ZenGiraffe]

MISTAKES WERE MADE.

But thank god for Romania

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF

 

[ZZ]

Oh, I noticed Norway and Finland have both chosen the bumblebee colour combination in their performances
I found it quite interesting

 

[Penelope]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF

 

[Lucille]

Well done on anyone answering any of these vague, pointless questions.

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF

 

[Lucille]

It’s like job interviews where they just go ‘tell us about yourself’ and you just say ANYTHING for 3 minutes to fill space.

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF

 

[dmlaw]

In belated answer to the ‘why were there only two Il Volvo on the stage’ questions, the other one got the Covid.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Well done on anyone answering any of these vague, pointless questions.

"What will you bring to Poland? " was such a nonsense question. In WHAT SENSE?

 

[Lucille]

Only tolerating this dire press conference for our Lord and Saviour WRS.

 

[dmlaw]

“What will you bring to Poland?” “As much duty free as I can fit in my suitcase.”

 

[Marina Salty]

How many 2nd halves have they put in?

 

[Madison]

Belgium - 2ND HALF
Czech Republic - 1ST HALF
Azerbaijan - 2ND HALF
Poland - 2ND HALF
Finland - 1ST HALF

 

[Penelope]

Belgium SECOND HALF
Czech Republic FIRST HALF
Azerbaijan SECOND HALF
Poland SECOND HALF
Finland FIRST HALF

 

[Lucille]

"What will you bring to Poland? " was such a nonsense question. In WHAT SENSE?

“Fuck all I’m off back to Massachusetts after this”

 

[AGinAg (37)]

“What will you bring to Poland?” “As much duty free as I can fit in my suitcase.”

You can almost definitely squeeze the Rasmus singer into an on board backpack.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

God I'd ride Poland like a bucking bronco.

 

[Penelope]

We need Australia to draw that last first half slot BEYOND WORDS!

 

[dmlaw]

We need Australia to draw that last first half slot BEYOND WORDS!

It’ll be Romania.

 

[Madison]

I count 12 first half countries so far. I’m not sure if there are 12 or 13 in total.

 

[Lucille]

How long into his press conference will it take Australia to mention his parents despised him?