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You’ve never had the home help out in the early hours again, have you? That red cord is for emergencies only.I’m sat on a bench in the courtyard while someone views my flat HALF AN HOUR LATE
and I had an overnight visitor so I am tired and just want to go back to bed
oh well at least it is warm
You should have refused them entry![]()

I did enjoy the face on the security man who loved my ex as I brought someone else through reception at 11pm.Oooh a GENTLEMAN CALLER was it? What will the neighbours think?
Damn, should I have shut the windows?Maybe the RAGING PHEROMONES will encourage the viewers to make an offer?

In other news, I've spent all FUCKING morning trying to navigate setting up my new work email to work with Microsoft365 and Outlook. Which I have successfully managed. Only to find I've somehow stopped my general hello@ email address from working in the meantime.
You have to wonder how people actually manage all of this shit self- employed. I mean, I'm (relatively) switched on and whilst not TECH SAVVY, I am not a complete moron and I don't have a fucking CLUE what I've done![]()
Have you got a new job? I thought you were joining the world of the terminally stressed?!


What does 'POV' stand for when people use it on insta?
Same as it does in porn I assumeWhat does 'POV' stand for when people use it on insta?

If it's any use, when I think of all the cash Mr L spaffs up the wall on Abba shit, I console myself by thinking at least he's not spending it on rent boys.It's no wonder I'm always skint. Just picked up the dog's prescriptions at the vet, one written and one for the actual medication - £148.80. Came home and ordered the medication from the written prescription - £129.17. Over £275 for a month's-worth of painkillers and three months of ear-medicine that I have to pay vet price for because it has to be kept in the fridge and the online places stopped stocking it during the first lockdown. So he costs £172.77 a month just in medication!![]()
You may have 10% off and a few extra chunks.

London is going to be 34 on Friday. And anything above 30 in London is ABSOLUTE HELL.
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Some of them. The rest are actual death trap ovens.Is the tube air conditioned? Waiting for the Atlanta subway in the summer is actual hell