Wednesday is Sports Day
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Still fuming over coming third in egg and spoon race on Sports Day when I was 5 
big ron
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Bang out of order.
floppet
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I hated spawn's sports days. Mr F always managed somehow to be on shift so I had to go on my own and pretend to be proud that she came third in the sack race.
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Did you go to a private/boarding school?
Grammar school. So I got all of the smug nonsense of a private school but none of the inherited wealth
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Much better than your ASFM results anyway.I used to love going to my kids sports days, but used to spend most of them geeing myself up for the mums race. The heels would be whipped off, and I would go in with high hopes every year to always come around 3rd or 4th.
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Not a truer word said JIZZY BABY.
Kate
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Well I’ve got Covid again. FUN TIMES!
Sheena
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Well you should stop being SUCH A SLUT and get MONKEYPOX like the rest of us
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I'm back in the office since Monday but I got home yesterday and Monday at 5.30pm and I crashed on my couch at 6pm, falling asleep for 2 1/2 hours. Heart says "I want to work out", Body says "Not so fast".
Sinus issues and headaches fade in and out each day, too.
Sinus issues and headaches fade in and out each day, too.
Kate
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Surely monkeypox is MORE slutty!
I had slutty plans for tomorrow as well
I had slutty plans for tomorrow as well
big ron
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It's deffos having a bit of a comeback. Everyone I know who went to Glastonbury got it. Took some of the fomo sting away.
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big ron
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Oh god I remember when I had my puppy and it ate a load of shit then came bounding up with all brown slobber swinging from his chops. Fucking BOAK.
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That’ll be the HANGOVER, darling.Think I was actually just sick in my mouth a little.
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I was shit at everything sports day related.
Kate
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I think ours were on Saturday mornings as well. I just pretended to be ill and no-one gave a shit
Star
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My class parents gave nothing but LOVE to our teachers for the sports day! But then perhaps because it was reception there was no competitive element and they all got a sticker so they were happy.
jyxz
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If everyone ‘wins’ then everyone is also a LOSER
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jyxz
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My cup is, and forever has been, smashed into smitheens and embedded in the soles of the feet of the poor and needy.Is the cup also always half empty for you?
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I'm a QUALIFIED TEACHER!
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I'm currently cleaning the flat from top to bottom, yes at 3am! This is the most work i've done like ever?