Local news in non-rioting places

[Kate]

Loch Ness Monster ARRESTED




FUCK THE POLICE!

 

[Soldi]

Meanwhile in Soldi’s hometown…

 

[Marina Salty]

Teacher fired after singing Toxic by Britney Spears in class

Spokesperson for school district said they had ‘heard worse Britney Spears covers, but the lights are a bit much’

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Soldi]

Teacher fired after singing Toxic by Britney Spears in class

Spokesperson for school district said they had ‘heard worse Britney Spears covers, but the lights are a bit much’

www.independent.co.uk

Omg you should definitely do this if you become a teacher QotB

 

[Marina Salty]

Omg you should definitely do this if you become a teacher QotB

Literally, my first thought when I've read this!

 

[Ellie]

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge

The automated vacuum device ignores a hotel door's threshold and makes a break for freedom.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Marina Salty]

It would make a lovely animated movie from Pixar/Disney

 

[Alla]

Robot vacuum cleaner escapes from Cambridge Travelodge

The automated vacuum device ignores a hotel door's threshold and makes a break for freedom.

www.bbc.co.uk

I want one of these but the good ones are so expensive, I'll try leaving the front door open in case one of them escapes from a nearby hotel.

 

[Lucille]

Door’s on the latch

 

[Ellie]

I want one of these but the good ones are so expensive, I'll try leaving the front door open in case one of them escapes from a nearby hotel.

Maybe, but thankfully it didn’t get far enough to trigger a rise of the machines…

However, much to everyone's relief, the device was found nestled under a hedge on Friday afternoon by a (human) hotel cleaner sprucing up the front drive.
It was dusted off and "is now back sitting happily on a shelf with the rest of its robot vacuum family", the hotel confirmed.

 

[ManicKangaroo]

Door’s on the latch

You've said that before

 

[Alla]

Maybe, but thankfully it didn’t get far enough to trigger a rise of the machines…

Shame! Are they popular in UK? A lot of friends/family have been getting one lately. I bought one for my parents this Xmas but I had to return it because my mother couldn't cope with it. I want one with self-emptying but they are bloody expensive, maybe next black friday.

 

[Soldi]

Shame! Are they popular in UK? A lot of friends/family have been getting one lately. I bought one for my parents this Xmas but I had to return it because my mother couldn't cope with it

 

[Ellie]

Shame! Are they popular in UK? A lot of friends/family have been getting one lately. I bought one for my parents this Xmas but I had to return it because my mother couldn't cope with it. I want one with self-emptying but they are bloody expensive, maybe next black friday.

My Dad has a robot lawnmower which is pretty good. Not sure about the vacuums as I assume they’re more effective on floors with no carpets.

 

[Alla]

Oh true, most of you have carpets there, not good for those damn robots. I have parquet (sp?) so it would work fine.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Robot hoovers are great until your cat shits out of the litter box and the hoover finds it before you do...

I haven't used one since

 

[Soldi]

@Star as well as funding my trip to Turin this May can the Moopy funds also buy me a robot hoover?

 

[Alla]

@Star as well as funding my trip to Turin this May can the Moopy funds also buy me a robot hoover?

 

[Diddy]

2 men hit by woman falling out of window… who was looking at another man who fell off rooftop

The vicinity of a single building in downtown Yokohama suddenly became a danger zone when a bizarre chain reaction of falls left four people injured. The incident began shortly after 4 p.m. on Friday, when police received a call that a man in his 40s or 50s had fallen from the…

japantoday.com

 

[Marina Salty]

Well, this pretty much explains why there are safety bars installed on the windows of Japanese apartments.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Yorkshire women 'gutted' as 'fit felon' arrested and put into custody

Women across West Yorkshire were said to be on the lookout for the wanted criminal

www.examinerlive.co.uk

Bit too steroid-y if you ask me.

 

[Marina Salty]

Am sure all this publicity is going to be good for him.
Ends up with a modeling contract for some underwear company etc.

 

[Iguana]

BBC News - Northern Powergrid sorry for Storm Arwen trillion pound compensation error

Northern Powergrid sorry for Storm Arwen trillion pound compensation error

Customers hit by power cuts in Storm Arwen erroneously received cheques for trillions of pounds.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[big ron]

BBC News - Northern Powergrid sorry for Storm Arwen trillion pound compensation error

Northern Powergrid sorry for Storm Arwen trillion pound compensation error

Customers hit by power cuts in Storm Arwen erroneously received cheques for trillions of pounds.

www.bbc.co.uk

I’d have well cashed that

 

[big ron]

Get down cash converters quick Janice

 

[Soldi]

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[Marina Salty]

 

[Marina Salty]

 

[GNL]

 

[Ellie]

Snickers fans react as favorite candy bar keeps X-rated feature

Snickers shut down rumors suggesting that they had ‘de-veined’ their beloved chocolate bars of their renowned X-rated feature.

www.foxbusiness.com

 

[GNL]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Soldi]

 

[Diddy]

I've been here

Japan’s number one convenience store in a very small category closes to sadness of customers

Many saddened as smallest convenience store in Japan closes down

grapee.jp

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This was LOCAL

 

[Marina Salty]

I thought my husband was constipated: Actually, he had a water bottle in his butt

A married man from Iran is recovering after doctors removed a seven-and-a-half-inch water bottle removed from his rectum.

nypost.com

 

[Indie]

I'm sure some here have taken more than that.

 

[Diddy]

I'm sure some here have taken more than that.

Yeah, like 2 married men

 

[GNL]

This is what the red warning was for.

 

[Marina Salty]