Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Soldi]

Camilla almost missed the seat! PISSED ALREADY!

Well what other way to celebrate becoming QUEEN?

 

[Rita]

Have we seen Charles in a crown yet, or will that not be until the coronation?

 

[Rita]

Nicola really needs to do something with THAT HAIR.

 

[Soldi]

Ooh music for our Nic

 

[GNL]

FIGHT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Bank holiday confirmed.

KEEP THEM UNTIL THEN

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'm just watching this back as I just woke up. What kind of 1700s shit is this?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The woman thanking God for being in this country.

PATHETIC

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I learned a lot from watching this.

William tidied the table up and Ian Blackford scares Angela Rayner.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do we know the date of the funeral? I presume next Monday.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do we know the date of the funeral? I presume next Monday.

It's not been announced but it should be on day 10, which would be Sunday. If there is a bank holiday though, that means the Monday is a pretty safe bet.

 

[Soldi]

It feels far too dystopian for a Saturday morning.

 

[Soldi]

Bank holiday confirmed.

KEEP THEM UNTIL THEN

I have to work if it’s on the Monday.

GET RID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

 

[Diddy]

It feels like you say side-swipey stuff like this in every thread these days…!

Literally quoting me using one of your famous posts!

If you want to read my posts in every thread(!) in bad faith then I suppose it would seem that way

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Would Ar Liz have wanted Suomi and Diddy sniping at each in her death thread?

Well interestingly it was her dying wish that it would happen. Thanks for honouring that guys.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Going back a couple of days HOW DID SCOTTISH WATER know she had died before it was announced? @Pingu

 

[GNL]

Going back a couple of days HOW DID SCOTTISH WATER know she had died before it was announced? @Pingu

Anne called up to cancel her direct debits.

 

[octophone]

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Totally normal country, this.

 

[octophone]

Camilla almost missed the seat! PISSED ALREADY!

You have to admire that, don't you?

 

[Lucille]

QUEEN!

 

[octophone]

"Trumpets play as Charles III proclaimed king". Why trumpets? It's 2022, modernise! Get some fucking techno blaring.

 

[octophone]

QUEEN!

Consort

 

[Lucille]

Consort

 

[ButterTart]

but is it really a comfort, when you know that the royal family have no power? Had the Queen done the right thing and slapped Boris Johnson (on camera) after partygate then my opinion would be different

I know it's false comfort, but I just can't abide the idea of the Tories being the absolute top of the tree. Charles is also an outspoken environmentalist and Truss is a frack-happy nightmare bastard, so I can't WAIT to see how that goes.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Very important

 

[ButterTart]

Have we seen Charles in a crown yet, or will that not be until the coronation?

In an effort to be more relatable to the modern Brit, the crown has been scrapped in favour of one of those sideways flat caps Fame Academy contestants used to wear.

 

[ButterTart]

Very important

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BLACKIE

 

[Marina Salty]

I know it's false comfort, but I just can't abide the idea of the Tories being the absolute top of the tree.

But wouldn't there have to be a president of all-parties acceptance on top of the tree instead? I mean hierarchy-wise it wouldn't be as if the PM is top of everything, would it?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Trumpets play as Charles III proclaimed king". Why trumpets? It's 2022, modernise! Get some fucking techno blaring.

And as the throbbing beats of Nessaja by Scooter usher in the new monarch and new a era, we pray:

And I know that it's not too late
Never
Too late...

 

[Suomi]

Literally quoting me using one of your famous posts!

If you want to read my posts in every thread(!) in bad faith then I suppose it would seem that way

I like you so I’m not trying to read your posts in bad faith, but when you used my own iconic phrasing to subtweet that I was condescending you invited the feedback.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In an effort to be more relatable to the modern Brit, the crown has been scrapped in favour of one of those sideways flat caps Fame Academy contestants used to wear.

Camilla turns up in a pink cowboy hat, with penis straws in her pocket.

 

[COB]

Very important

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No sign of Pharos

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Those dogs fucked more bitches than her husband.

 

[OutSynk]

Literally quoting me using one of your famous posts!

If you want to read my posts in every thread(!) in bad faith then I suppose it would seem that way

To be fair there are a lot of ASFM threads for each round.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

One for @lolly. Although the methodology behind that stat is dubious to say the least.

Over 33 Million People in U.K. Watched Queen Elizabeth II’s Death Announced Live on Television

Over 33 million viewers watched live as broadcasters announced Queen Elizabeth II had died.

variety.com

 

[ButterTart]

Camilla turns up in a pink cowboy hat, with penis straws in her pocket.

Lambrini consorts just want to have fun

 

[AGinAg (37)]