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Surely quite a lot of the people queuing will be pensioners as well. Could there be DEATHS BY QUEUING over the weekend?It was really nippy overnight. I struggle waiting for 20 minutes for anything when it's cold.
...I reckon you could make a good case that it is CHILD ABUSE
It's full of confidential documents.IS SHE EVEN IN THERE OR HAVE THEY JUST STUFFED THE COFFIN FULL OF HAY?
Surely quite a lot of the people queuing will be pensioners as well. Could there be DEATHS BY QUEUING over the weekend?
Sir, I present thee with a full three Basils.It's full of confidential documents.

My sympathies for your loss. A 69 squished Garfield salute for your fanny.Well @Rachey will be pleased to hear my gentleman visitor has got a KIDNEY INFECTION so I assume won’t be coming over on Monday after all. I may as well WORK![]()





































































It’s going to be like a TORY WORLD CUP MATCH
I think it's 11am. I dunno if that's the start of the actual service or the funeral procession or what, mind you.
This topic is now 600 posts away from MJ. I reckon with the funeral we may well break that record.
Is Michael Jackson the biggest death thread?
We'll smash it, surely
Imagine if we had Dotmusic/Moopy in 1997 and what the Diana thread would have been like.