Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[Eddie]

By all means endure 11-20 hours of physical torment and intense boredom to gaze at a wooden box for 30 seconds if that’s your thing, but I genuinely think dragging children along should constitute a form of abuse.

Most of the ones I saw looked miserable.

 

[Suomi]

My supportive dad to me after I sent off my Deal or No Deal application:

By all means endure 11-20 hours of physical torment and intense boredom to gaze at a wooden box if that’s your thing.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Followed by Eurovision 19999, she loved that one

It’s what she would have wanted

 

[Soldi]

It’s what she would have wanted

‘Ar Liz reportedly was a huge fan of the Queen of Croatia Doris Dragović

 

[Madison]

‘Ar Liz reportedly was a huge fan of the Queen of Croatia Doris Dragović

The Queen would NEVER condone such cheating. I have it on good authority that she voted for Vanessa Chinitor.

 

[ButterTart]

What place is David Hasslehoff singing at the Berlin Wall now?

22nd, sadly. Suzie Dent joining Twitter was a new entry at 21 so he got bumped down.

 

[Kala]

 

[Inner Smile]

I particularly liked that bloke with dark hair in THE QUEUE

 

[Kate]

I was at a pub quiz and spent the silence drawing a cock spunking on some tits

 

[big ron]

I’m watching the live feed again

 

[big ron]

Its fucking fascinating how the way people behave changes as time goes on

 

[Cloud]

All I can say is that I think tory Britain has creeped on to the UK’s way of thinking and I pray it won’t stick. How anyone can admire a monarchy who have and will live a life of luxury in a country that has so many living hand to mouth is beyond me when they live with such great wealth but yet still still take taxes off the poorest working people to live a lap of luxury,

I completely agree, I just think it's a government problem rather than a royal family problem. There are a *lot* of people living in luxury while other starve, I find it more nauseous when it's someone who openly pretends to fight for the underdogs while the actions from their ivory tower suggest otherwise - JK Rowling springs to mind

 

[big ron]

I am tempted to stay up and watch the last person shuffle past

 

[supermassive]

It would be cool if everyone who queued got a special RIP H.M. limited edition £1 coin or something.

 

[Diddy]

It would be cool if everyone who queued got a special RIP H.M. limited edition £1 coin or something.

Would it have Xs over the Queen’s eyes or something?

 

[Madison]

I am tempted to stay up and watch the last person shuffle past

The Queen’s angry dwarf Black Rod made a surprise cameo as the final mourner.

 

[Rachey]

I assumed God Save The Queen would be sung at Queenies funeral today for some reason. But it doesn't look like it will be

 

[Diddy]

Well they'll have just packed her away, there's no saving her now!

 

[Rachey]

Well they'll have just packed her away, there's no saving her now!

I suppose I just thought I'd hear it sung one last time in my life.

 

[ButterTart]

Are they changing it at all other than the gender references?

It feels well overdue for a Motiv 8 Vocal Slam.

 

[Lucille]

Has anyone even bothered to ask Charles what his preferred pronouns are?

 

[Rachey]

Are they changing it at all other than the gender references?

It feels well overdue for a Motiv 8 Vocal Slam.

I think it's just the gender reference that's changing.

 

[ButterTart]

I think it's just the gender reference that's changing.

I feel like some of the phrasing is a bit Queen-specific. I don't know if 'gracious' really suits the new context.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I feel like some of the phrasing is a bit Queen-specific. I don't know if 'gracious' really suits the new context.

God Save our Bloated King?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Big day girls. Hope everyone has researched the local cottaging spots. It's what she would have wanted.

 

[Rachey]

I just read that the UK tax payer pays £1.29 a year to the monarchy for their Sovereign Grant. I feel like I'm more than happy with that amount. I'd have gone up to £10 a year to be honest.

 

[Ellie]

Challenge for the BBC not to use the words “sombre” and “solemn” for at least a week.

 

[Rachey]

I need to learn all the words to the National anthem.

 

[Ellie]

I need to learn all the words to the National anthem.

In case it comes up at karaoke some time in the future?

 

[Rachey]

In case it comes up at karaoke some time in the future?

Well if it did, the words would be on the screen. But what if it comes up on a quiz night

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Even from a Moopy perspective it’s still only 9th

1. Suomi wins ASFM
2. Suomi wins ASFM AllStars
3. Buttertart has his first tonight’s tea
4. The Birth of VoR
5. Rita stilettos Soldi
6. RaspberrySwirl posts topless pic
7. Sheena vs Emma
8. Kate reveals baps on lockdown webcam
9. Queen’s funeral
10. Jark reviews Catfights and Spotlights

This would be top 3 in my shart but yes, broadly agree

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I worry about the future for The Queue. Unchecked and alone, I fear addiction and homelessness like so many former queues before it.

 

[Lucille]

I just read that the UK tax payer pays £1.29 a year to the monarchy for their Sovereign Grant. I feel like I'm more than happy with that amount. I'd have gone up to £10 a year to be honest.

Ok pay my share then, I’d rather have a bag of crisps.

 

[Lucille]

I can’t at ‘I’d happily give these millionaires £10 a year!’

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can’t at ‘I’d happily give these millionaires £10 a year!’

We give Netflix and Amazon a tenner a month.

 

[Lucille]

We give Netflix and Amazon a tenner a month.

For SERVICES!

 

[Iguana]

I am wearing all black because it's what she would have wanted plus I look fabulous

 

[Rachey]

Ok pay my share then, I’d rather have a bag of crisps.

I happily would

 

[Lucille]

But WHY!

 

[Lucille]

I mean everything sounds cheap when you split it 60 million ways. The £11 million the Queen paid a victim of sex trafficking to be quiet is only 18p each. BARGAIN!