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God damn it Claude
Someone get a saxophone going. 


Where were you five minutes ago before I posted it?!Are you not saving this for the next covers ASFM

Newww let's baaw our 'eds a bit for the minits soylence me babbiesOoh they’re having a sync watch in WOLVERHAMPTON
Well if @Iguana doesn't get an invite he's going to do what he can to get a good view.
Twatty and biliousCharles does not look very happy and glorious right now![]()

I was just thinking how much I'd got used to it aready.It sounds WEIRD as "God Save The King" doesn't it?
Dying at this footage of the world leaders arriving via coach.
Only the slimmer ones. National Express is notoriously a bugger to board if your arse is the size of a small country.They could have got them a National Express ffs.
Dying at this footage of the world leaders arriving via coach.

It's past midday, time to move on with our lives.I've just recieved a wedding invite on WhatsApp, talk about timing!!
Obese Justin Trudeau out then.Only the slimmer ones. National Express is notoriously a bugger to board if your arse is the size of a small country.

I almost wish the little one was stood there instead so it looked like he was wearing a fez.That was my favourite bit of the ceremony!
Where are they taking her NOW?!
I've just recieved a wedding invite on WhatsApp, talk about timing!!
"Still Young" surely?Any minute now Ar Liz is going to burst out of that coffin with a cheeky grin, bellowing Charlotte Perrelli's "Take Me To Your Heaven". If only to stop this off key DRONE
She's been tossed around from pillar to post like Soldi at his first chemsex soiree.Ok loving this creepy organ solo![]()
THAT POOR WOMAN.
How you want your queen? Fried, poached or scrambled?Must be absolutely scrambled in there.