Queen Elizabeth II DEAD

[octophone]

HIYA MARK

STOP





























Carry on.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'd let him trespass against me

 

[Lucille]

The kiddies singing O TASTE AND SEE isn’t sitting right with me.

 

[octophone]

I'd let him trespass against me

 

[Star]

.

 

[Beverley]

I mean, who CHOSE these hymns?!

Where ARE the BANGERS?

 

[Kate]

Who cares, when you get infamy.

Like Erica Roe but HATED

 

[Raining on Me]

Was hoping Taste and See would be a live cooking demonstration from Kelis. What even is this. Where are the HITS

 

[Star]

Is THAT what you call em?

Ja

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I mean, who CHOSE these hymns?!

Where ARE the BANGERS?

She's leaving the Abbey to Seek Bromance.

 

[Beverley]

.

I know what it means.

 

[ButterTart]

O TASTE AND SEE?!! Sounds like a game Andrew would play at one of his soirees.

Hope they sing the follow up, O Scratch n Sniff.

 

[octophone]

O TASTE AND SEE?!! Sounds like a game Andrew would play at one of his soirees.

Hope they sing the follow up, O Scratch n Sniff.

 

[Star]

Oh is it over?

 

[octophone]

"O Scratch And Sniff" has ended me...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Was THAT IT? Why are people leaving?

 

[Lucille]

WHERE. ARE. THE. JOKES?

 

[COB]

And I didn't even get to -

 

[octophone]

It's been an hour, folks.

 

[Lucille]

Was THAT IT? Why are people leaving?

THEY’RE JUST BORED.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHERE. ARE. THE. JOKES?

HERE

 

[Lucille]

10 minutes to the Pleasuredrome toast.

 

[Lucille]

What is the next 6 hours of coverage going to be?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

"Fuck this, Tesco reopens at midday and I'm craving a meal deal, shall we nip out now?"

 

[ButterTart]

I got bored and came back upstairs. Has it finished? Has the vicar announced that donations can be made to the local Air Ambulance, and that Charles and Camilla welcome everyone to join them for refreshments and a finger buffet at The Bird In Hand?

 

[ButterTart]

What is the next 6 hours of coverage going to be?

 

[Soldi]

Hoping for a touching rendition of LUMIX feat. Pia Maria - Halo

 

[Star]

I got bored and came back upstairs. Has it finished? Has the vicar announced that donations can be made to the local Air Ambulance, and that Charles and Camilla welcome everyone to join them for refreshments and a finger buffet at The Bird In Hand?

You know what, if I were Queen I would have had it in writing that when I die don't buy flowers, make a donation to a charity* instead in my name.



*Moopy residential home for ageing homosexuals

 

[Kate]

They fart around Hyde Park for a bit and then off to Windsor. Look out for my tits just before the Hammersmith flyover.

 

[Lucille]

I was just thinking, there hasn’t been ENOUGH hymns!

 

[ButterTart]

Hoping for a touching rendition of LUMIX feat. Pia Maria - Halo

"And now, as we commit her body to the ground, a moment of reflection as we listen to Elizabeth's favourite song."

 

[Ellie]

Who curated this playlist? I’m not impressed.

 

[Star]

Don't William and Edward look alike today

 

[GNL]

Sorry but these little posh children doing songs? Not it. Give us a beat.

 

[Kate]

"And now, as we commit her body to the ground, a moment of reflection as we listen to Elizabeth's favourite song."

Are you not saving this for the next covers ASFM

 

[octophone]

Sorry but these little posh children doing songs? Not it. Give us a beat.

You asked, they gave - out come the trumpets

 

[Samuel]

When do we get Bread of Heaven so I can sing along?

 

[Raining on Me]

Worst episode of The Crown ever. You can't even FAST FORWARD

 

[Lucille]

I’ve consulted the tarot and we have this to look forward to at midday.

 

[Kate]

TWO MINUTES SILENCE PLEBS