COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

[Ellie]

Not much rhythm in this Konga

 

[COB]

They really thought 'Lazanga, Where They Do the Konga' wa goingg to be *the* laugh line, didn't they?

It feels like something like a Drag Race acting challenge

 

[COB]

Eurovision Liverpool promo starting back then!

 

[VoR]

I feel deeply sad for every person of colour in this movie.

 

[COB]

I had blocked out so much of this nonsense

 

[VoR]

Is he about to be sentenced to death... by snu snu?

 

[VoR]

"I want it to go on forever"

I DON'T

 

[Ellie]

Even with that “bloody foreigners” there, are they taking the piss or not? It’s not quite clear.

 

[COB]

Rula is giving this her all, and carrying the entire film REALLY.

 

[ButterTart]

This is relatively starry for a film I'd not heard of

 

[COB]

Even with that “bloody foreigners” there, are they taking the piss or not? It’s not quite clear.

I think so! It's self aware, but self aware in the Seventies was still a bit

 

[COB]

One
Two
CHA CHA CHA

 

[VoR]

Has Rula had a blow-dry while all that nonsense was going on?

 

[VoR]

Such subtle camera work.

 

[ButterTart]

Okay the contraceptives bit tickled me

 

[COB]

I hope all these dance numbers were choreographed by an absolute MONSTER of a seventies homo.

 

[ButterTart]

I've just discovered that Rula Lenska wasn't yet 30 when this was filmed

 

[COB]

Here she is!

 

[ButterTart]

I hope all these dance numbers were choreographed by an absolute MONSTER of a seventies homo.

 

[ButterTart]

Quite small tits

 

[VoR]

I was wondering if they'd actually stretch to a budget for a monkey.

Clearly the answer was KINDA

 

[ButterTart]

I'm Jewish!
I'm Irish!
I'm Black!

 

[Ellie]

How Robin Askwith became famous still baffles me

 

[VoR]

Two films with antisemitic tropes in a row. SHAME ON YOU COB.

 

[Ellie]

I mean she looks like the monster things from Fraggle Rock

 

[COB]

Two films with antisemitic tropes in a row. SHAME ON YOU COB.

After these and Vincent Price dressed as Shylock in Theatre of Blood, I will endeavour to DO BETTER.

 

[ButterTart]

Pervy #MeToo plant

 

[VoR]

These effects

 

[Ellie]

I was about to ask about the dinosaurs

 

[COB]

Papier maché really is super

 

[COB]

Does this look like Scotland, or am I just pissed?

I actually laughed

 

[ButterTart]

I quite enjoyed Queen Kong vs Reptar.

 

[COB]

Speaking of OFFENSIVE STEREOTYPES though

 

[VoR]

This is taking a turn for the SURREAL

 

[VoR]

I must admit, the tits on that monkey are sending me

 

[COB]

Actually quite the pretty face when you look at her in this light

 

[Ellie]

My God

 

[COB]

The wink!

 

[ButterTart]

Is he about to slap one up Queenie?

 

[COB]

Not a pissing pterodactyl