COB's Creepers #8 & #9 DOUBLE FEATURE, Wednesday 12/10/22 - The Abominable Dr Phibes (8pm), Queen Kong (10pm)

[ButterTart]

Loving the non-stop action sequences

 

[COB]

I feel quite sorry for it

 

[ButterTart]

And the pterodactyl sounding like the sax guy from Sunstroke Project.

 

[COB]

And Rula and friends all DIED INSTANTLY

 

[VoR]

Oh Rula, that disgusting bog water's going to do nothing for your perm.

 

[ButterTart]

Loving the Benny Hill pastiche music.

 

[COB]

Any shot with compositing being REALLY dark and grainy is my favourite thing

 

[COB]

Oh thank god somebody has the bus stop sign!

 

[Ellie]

This is truly awful now, and not in a good way.

 

[ButterTart]

Any shot with compositing being REALLY dark and grainy is my favourite thing

I don't think I've ever seen it as noticeable as it is here

 

[COB]

Were the BOMBS established before? They look like something from Danger Mouse

 

[VoR]

Rula REALLY trying to make this dreck work

 

[COB]

"She might have been a queen on this island, but in London HALF THE GUYS you meet are queens!"

Good grief!

 

[COB]

The Queen! (not Kong)

 

[COB]

Was that Jeannette Charles?

 

[ButterTart]

Janet Street Porter getting that screen time during the interview there.

 

[VoR]

I'm fairly sure that ropily inserted stock footage of the Queen constitutes HIGH TREASON

 

[COB]

Oh Queen Kong, not bra and panties

 

[ButterTart]

Mr Johnny Ball

 

[ButterTart]

Love these swingin' beats from the Orangutans.

 

[VoR]

Is this film suddenly becoming WOKE?

 

[ButterTart]

"They're bigger and a little more fun to squeeze" PREACH

 

[COB]

This feels like a village fête.

 

[ButterTart]

Coming in like Jill Tyrell at a funeral

 

[COB]

Is this film suddenly becoming WOKE?

Trying to make up for their earlier crimes, perhaps!

 

[ButterTart]

God, the seventies would have been a fun time to be alive.

 

[VoR]

For a film that barely hits 80 minutes, I've never known so much FILLER

 

[COB]

Did he just turn down her proposal? I wouldn't have had the guts to!

 

[ButterTart]

Motorboating Rula Lenska at a village fete. Just like Dennis Waterman.

 

[COB]

Jealous of Rula, and honestly who wouldn't be?

 

[ButterTart]

Jealous of Rula, and honestly who wouldn't be?

Women want to be her, men want to be with her, George Galloway wants to be the cat.

 

[ButterTart]

Queenie being manhandled there.

 

[COB]

A £49 a night hotel suite

 

[ButterTart]

£49 pound a night! Must be a Premier Inn next to a retail park for those prices.

 

[ButterTart]

I love the set here.

 

[VoR]

TWO extended police phone call jokes in a row! Groundbreaking!

 

[ButterTart]

Photo of Kathy Staff on the desk.

 

[COB]

Still trying to get my head around the appeal of Robin Askwith. Was his body particularly impressive for back then?

 

[COB]

Oh here's the singing nun as teased in the credits

 

[COB]

Well that woman with the ear trumpet just stole the whole film.