If I found out he and his entire family had slowly burned to death in a chemical fire, I'd jizz so hard I'd leave a dent in the ceiling.
!!!Question Time has given me some confidence that he won't be back. A mostly Tory constituency serving up an audience that's cheering a general election and laughing at suggestions of Johnson coming back!!!
In all serious I think it's unlikely, especially if 100 MPS support is needed to get onto the final ballot.

Cheltenham is very very marginal though. Will easily go Lib Dem next timeQuestion Time has given me some confidence that he won't be back. A mostly Tory constituency serving up an audience that's cheering a general election and laughing at suggestions of Johnson coming back![]()
Question Time has given me some confidence that he won't be back. A mostly Tory constituency serving up an audience that's cheering a general election and laughing at suggestions of Johnson coming back![]()
) vote for them, whereas it seems the majority of the party acknowledge that they actually need to think about who's best, rather than who's necessarily their favourite. Therefore, I'd hope to see the momentum for Boris Johnson slow down - if not completely falter - and the gap start to close.Fucking Ukraine

Fucking Ukraine
That fat fucking cunt's gurning face is filling me with fury. I've realised he's a trigger for my mental health and I sincerely don't know what I'll do if he gets back in.The right-wing press are fully coalescing behind Johnson
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No he fucking wouldn'tIt's exactly what I said a few weeks ago. Don't wish on Truss to leave, you'll only get Boris back. As damaged as he might have been, as chaotic as the Tories have been, he very well might pull off a victory in the next election.

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Yes I'm saying this based on a grand total of two interviewees, but as Penny says, it's the framing of it all giving that impression.Watching BBC Breakfast right now. It seems everyone wants Johnson back. They're talking as if we need to reset to his 2019 mandate and treat the last few years as a blip. Lots of rousing talk about getting him back because the countrh NEEDS him, etc etc. Think we may need to resign ourselves to it happening.
Such short memories on these people.
I was right on him the first time, wasn't I?Oh God now we know he will

You are looking at this with entirely FAR TOO SENSIBLE eyesThe man had SCANDAL after SCANDAL and was ejected by his own party in HUGE NUMBERS, he’s widely loathed and hugely incompetent, he is not winning an election.
Well, quite. He'd be even lazier and blasé about things than before.Can you imagine what it’ll do to Boris’ ego if he does manage to come back? He’s going to be so much worse than last time…