I wonder what, say, Cliff Richard favours - to borrow a phrase, which is it, one off the wrist or sticky sheets, Cliff?
Oh I had the drive. It was the inability to finish that was the problem. So I just had a raging boner but couldn't finish the job.I can honestly say I’d rather be depressed than have no sexual drive, it would only make me worse.
I really think I'd take the chance to revel in my own grime.
You cant have good sex without being good at knocking one out, regardless of whats in your pants.
Yes this! I'm quite happy not having sex when I'm not in the mood. But it's hard when I have to keep saying "no, I'm tired/stressed/need to shower/Heathcliffs in the way" etc...My sex drive has always fluctuated but I don't mind the times at all when it's non-existent. The only issue I have is that others seem to take it as a personal slight when you aren't in the mood.

I've just had my first shower in 48 hours, which has been a fucking delight. You don't realise how much you like things like your own cleanliness!
At one point he was tidying up, he puts a bin bag on his shoulders like a cape and minces down the room saying 'make way, Princess coming through...'