Frigid Friday

[Diddy]

It was 3 this morning when I did the school run.

I sat there thinking Christ why does school start so early?

 

[jyxz]

Speaking of Baltimore, just remembered I'm going to a screening of Pink Flamingos next weekend

I’m going to see Hairspray in a couple of weeks

 

[Rachey]

What is cold according to you my dear southern friends?

It’s about 10 degrees here at the moment which is fairly mild (for being here).

Anything below 15 degrees

 

[Rachey]

I'm flying to Baltimore today

The only thing I know about Baltimore is there's a very catchy song about it in Hairspray

 

[Diddy]

Today I learned Saffron from Republica was born in Nigeria to a Chinese-Portuguese mother how exciting

 

[RJN]

Well nobody knows what gate my flight takes off from? Even the flight attendants?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Well nobody knows what gate my flight takes off from? Even the flight attendants?

B21.

 

[RJN]

B21.

I’d cry. I’m in E

 

[ButterTart]

Today I learned Saffron from Republica was born in Nigeria to a Chinese-Portuguese mother how exciting

Jesus, don't tell Suella.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Went out for the afternoon, came home at 5 and the bloody power was down again and our lil cul-de-sac was full of white vans and roadworks. Everyone in the street was evacuating for the evening, to find what I presume is electricity.

EURGH!

I'm at my parents with a fire on, so that's nice, but I'd rather be at home.

 

[Tisch]

I’m on E

Oh you'll never find it

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The power has now been off for 8 hours.

 

[RJN]

Oh you'll never find it

Next time I’ll try a different drug

 

[RS]

So many questions.

 

[Apoca]

Hi mopsy, my neck is FUCKED.

 

[jyxz]

Hi mopsy, my neck is FUCKED.

How is your back, pussy and crack?

 

[Sheena]

The power has now been off for 8 hours.

There’s a point you can start claiming. My mum got loads last year.

 

[RJN]

So many questions.

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What happens between @ZenGiraffe and I is private and the government should have nothing to do with it

 

[Marina Salty]

What is cold according to you my dear southern friends?

When it starts to be 7 or less degrees indoors.

 

[RS]

What happens between @ZenGiraffe and I is private and the government should have nothing to do with it

Just don’t collar him in public is all I’m saying.

 

[RS]

When it starts to be 7 or less degrees indoors.

That should never happen unless you’re in a fridge.

 

[RJN]

Just don’t collar him in public is all I’m saying.

And now you’re kink shaming?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Just don’t collar him in public is all I’m saying.

BUT WHERE DOES THE COLLAR GO?

Draw me a picture please.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

There’s a point you can start claiming. My mum got loads last year.

We're being sent £30.

 

[Marina Salty]

That should never happen unless you’re in a fridge.

Or just waking up at the village in winter

 

[RS]

BUT WHERE DOES THE COLLAR GO?

Draw me a picture please.

It’s very this sort of dilemma:

 

[RJN]

BUT WHERE DOES THE COLLAR GO?

Draw me a picture please.

A place that’s only appropriate for dark moopy

 

[ZenGiraffe]

It’s very this sort of dilemma:

I mean, CLEARLY 1

 

[RJN]

It’s very this sort of dilemma:

Number 3

 

[Lucille]

A work client is sending me WHATSAPP messsages after 6pm. Sorry honey that is NOT OKAY.

 

[RS]

It depends on if pants are supposed to cover the legs in general or mostly the genitals.

 

[Lucille]

I foolishly replied instead of passive aggressively responding via e-mail.

 

[RJN]

It depends on if pants are supposed to cover the legs in general or mostly the genitals.

the legs. Assless chaps are still pants I think

 

[RS]

I foolishly replied instead of passive aggressively responding via e-mail.

Maybe they’re hitting on you.

 

[RS]

the legs. Assless chaps are still pants I think

Valid point!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We're all agreed that 2 is the worst option though, right?

 

[RS]

We're all agreed that 2 is the worst option though, right?

2 looks ridiculous

 

[RS]

2 looks ridiculous

Relatively speaking.

 

[Lucille]

Maybe they’re hitting on you.

No they FUCKED UP, and are MOANING about the CONSEQUENCES, and for some reason expecting me to GIVE A SHIT?

 

[RJN]

2 looks ridiculous

Tell that to Winnie the Pooh