Good riddance
Not before murdering half of them in cold blood‘I will of course continue to represent my constituents’ says the man who fucked off to the jungle for a month.

Good riddance
'New ways to communicate' ?
What's he planning? Esperanto? Interpretive dance? Inuit throat singing?
Lolly’s suggestions were just the right side of silly but you’re being flat out ridiculous.Maybe he could start with the truth and go from there…
I've heard the that there might be opportunities in Peru since this Wednesday!Can another country elect her to their highest office so we get more hot Liz content without the devastating economic consequences?
They might not be good at sports but like the UK they seem to have a knack for political drama.Peru is the biggest SA country that isn’t that good in football.

The Peruvian president just went from being in power to being imprisoned in under 24h this Wednesday.
356 (down from 365 in the 2019 election), but that's about the same number they had under Truss. Most of the ones saying they're stepping down are still MPs, they're just not running at the next election.It feels like there's a handful of Tories getting suspended or jumping ship every week now.
How many whips/MPs does Sunak have left?
Then Peru is the perfect match.Maybe a country that efficient at deposing and punishing corrupt politicians might not be the best match for her
I know she's in a pretty safe seat, but assuming she doesn't also step down - and really, what else would she do with her life? - I'm fascinated by whether she'll be re-elected.
I think she said the other day that she will be standing again

She reportedly wants to follow the Theresa May model as an ex-PM. Of course, that's probably much more satisfying when a. your party's in government and b. the discourse at large favourably compares you to whoever's running things on at least one front (Terri May was terrible in a lot of ways, but if nothing else, the contrast between some of Boris Johnson's most prominent failings and her as PM felt pretty pronounced).I know she's in a pretty safe seat, but assuming she doesn't also step down - and really, what else would she do with her life? - I'm fascinated by whether she'll be re-elected.


Well there is that theory she was a double agent trying to bring the Tories down FROM WITHINHow about a win for Liz AS a Lib Dem? I'm sure they'd have her back![]()
Let her do it. Could you imagine the close-up on her face if she lost? Delicious.I think she said the other day that she will be standing again
Let her do it. Could you imagine the close-up on her face if she lost? Delicious.