The United Kingdom: The RISHI RICH Sunak ERA

[Madison]

Massively safe seat. He must be lusting after some more banking money.

 

[jivafox]

I was gonna say! Too much like hard work so back off to the banks he goes!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Good riddance

 

[Diddy]

Good riddance

Shame he wimped out of writing “You are Mental” at the end

 

[ButterTart]

‘I will of course continue to represent my constituents’ says the man who fucked off to the jungle for a month.

 

[Tisch]

‘I will of course continue to represent my constituents’ says the man who fucked off to the jungle for a month.

Not before murdering half of them in cold blood

 

[GNL]

Dear Rishi,

I'm fucking off to be an influencer.

Bye,

Matt Hancock

 

[lolly]

Good riddance

'New ways to communicate' ?

What's he planning? Esperanto? Interpretive dance? Inuit throat singing?

 

[funky]

'New ways to communicate' ?

What's he planning? Esperanto? Interpretive dance? Inuit throat singing?

Maybe he could start with the truth and go from there…

 

[ButterTart]

Maybe he could start with the truth and go from there…

Lolly’s suggestions were just the right side of silly but you’re being flat out ridiculous.

 

[lolly]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

And

 

[HalamaK]

It feels like there's a handful of Tories getting suspended or jumping ship every week now.

How many whips/MPs does Sunak have left?

 

[HalamaK]

Oh, how I miss the good old days!

 

[Lucille]

Such an ICONIC era.

 

[Lucille]

 

[Lucille]

Keep forgetting Rishi is even PM, at least with Liz we would have daily catastrophic reminders.

 

[HalamaK]

Yes, it was just three months and two to four days since she was sworn in and killed the queen. Feels like an eternity now.

 

[Lucille]

Can another country elect her to their highest office so we get more hot Liz content without the devastating economic consequences?

 

[HalamaK]

Can another country elect her to their highest office so we get more hot Liz content without the devastating economic consequences?

I've heard the that there might be opportunities in Peru since this Wednesday!

Peru is the biggest SA country that isn’t that good in football.

They might not be good at sports but like the UK they seem to have a knack for political drama.

 

[HalamaK]

The Peruvian president just went from being in power to imprisoned in under 24h this Wednesday.

 

[HalamaK]

Being the most incapable president in Peruvian history he was still able to hold power a whole year longer than Truss

 

[Diddy]

The Peruvian president just went from being in power to being imprisoned in under 24h this Wednesday.

Maybe a country that efficient at deposing and punishing corrupt politicians might not be the best match for her

 

[Penelope]

It feels like there's a handful of Tories getting suspended or jumping ship every week now.

How many whips/MPs does Sunak have left?

356 (down from 365 in the 2019 election), but that's about the same number they had under Truss. Most of the ones saying they're stepping down are still MPs, they're just not running at the next election.

 

[HalamaK]

Maybe a country that efficient at deposing and punishing corrupt politicians might not be the best match for her

Then Peru is the perfect match.

There former president went through five cabinets and 81 ministers, many as unqualified as he was.

It took a horribly misjudged and floundered coup d'etat for him to finally be disposed of after a little over a year.

 

[VoR]

I know she's in a pretty safe seat, but assuming she doesn't also step down - and really, what else would she do with her life? - I'm fascinated by whether she'll be re-elected.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

I know she's in a pretty safe seat, but assuming she doesn't also step down - and really, what else would she do with her life? - I'm fascinated by whether she'll be re-elected.

I think she said the other day that she will be standing again

 

[HalamaK]

I think she said the other day that she will be standing again

 

[Penelope]

I know she's in a pretty safe seat, but assuming she doesn't also step down - and really, what else would she do with her life? - I'm fascinated by whether she'll be re-elected.

She reportedly wants to follow the Theresa May model as an ex-PM. Of course, that's probably much more satisfying when a. your party's in government and b. the discourse at large favourably compares you to whoever's running things on at least one front (Terri May was terrible in a lot of ways, but if nothing else, the contrast between some of Boris Johnson's most prominent failings and her as PM felt pretty pronounced).

And of course, if things REALLY stay this bad, I wouldn't entirely rule out a shock win for the Lib Dems or something ridiculous like that in her seat next time either

 

[COB]

How about a win for Liz AS a Lib Dem? I'm sure they'd have her back

 

[AlgoAlex]

How about a win for Liz AS a Lib Dem? I'm sure they'd have her back

Well there is that theory she was a double agent trying to bring the Tories down FROM WITHIN

 

[lolly]

 

[Sheena]

Dying that it’s only got 418 likes! Even this spoof response has more:

 

[HalamaK]

 

[Tetris-Rock]

I think she said the other day that she will be standing again

Let her do it. Could you imagine the close-up on her face if she lost? Delicious.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Let her do it. Could you imagine the close-up on her face if she lost? Delicious.

I think we are all hoping for many moments like this

Mogg, Baker etc

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

INJECT IT INTO MY VEINS

 

[GNL]

Surely you have to be spectacularly stupid to achieve this as a Tory MP when you can just award yourself 1.7 million to do a spreadsheet for the NHS