ASFXMAS 2022 - Semi Final 2

[ButterTart]

How did I not know about this?

 

[OutSynk]

Holidays Are Coming sounds like a threat

 

[Tisch]

Oh I think I considered this! (And sacked it off in favour of the one I entered eventually that's definitely winning)

 

[ButterTart]

Was that her husband or her elderly mother?

Both, worryingly.

 

[COB]

The Coke song was by Melanie Thornton?

 

[Tisch]

Second time she's featured in ASF Christmas right? One of the DEAD ones from Passion Fruit? (rip)

 

[octophone]

Spunked the budget on the orchestra so it's STOCK FOOTAGE AHOY!

 

[ButterTart]

Such a wholesome song from the mom n' pop multinational corporation promoting obesity to children.

 

[Kala]

Second time she's featured in ASF Christmas right? One of the DEAD ones from Passion Fruit? (rip)

No, they died in the same plane crash, though.

 

[COB]

Second time she's featured in ASF Christmas right? One of the DEAD ones from Passion Fruit? (rip)

She was the singer from La Bouche, but did die in the same plane crash as the Passion Fruit girls

 

[Tisch]

No, they died in the same plane crash, though.

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

[ButterTart]

I like her bushy hat.

 

[Marina Salty]

Oh I think I considered this! (And sacked it off in favour of the one I entered eventually that's definitely winning)

Me too, it was on the recommended when searching what to enter

 

[OutSynk]

I like her bush

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The good news is Melanie Thornton and Kim English now RUN HELL together. Clash a bit, but it works.

 

[COB]

Do we really have TWO deceased house singers tonight?

 

[dmlaw]

You'd think that a Eurodance legend would have released an actual Eurodance song.

 

[octophone]

I;d have fucked the plane into the ground after hearing this too.

 

[COB]

I'm finding this quite pleasant tonight, I must say.

 

[Tisch]

The mood board for this video:

Live concert
Melanie in a hall
Choir
Couple having sex (and floating)
Bushy hat

 

[octophone]

LEVITATING SHAGGERS

 

[dmlaw]

Song 31 - NICOLAE CEAUSESCU

Yoko Ono - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix)

 

[COB]

Omg this single was released POSTHUMOUSLY according to Wikipedia

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do we really have TWO deceased house singers tonight?

Diane Charlemagne next.

 

[ButterTart]

Song 31 - NICOLAE CEAUSESCU

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Yoko Ono - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix)

I hope I voted for this in the avatar parade. Such feelgood family fun.

 

[Tisch]

Song 31 - NICOLAE CEAUSESCU

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Yoko Ono - Open Your Box (Orange Factory Club Mix)

The way I understand about 50% of these words

 

[Kala]

My pill has just KICKED IN

 

[COB]

OMG OPEN YOUR BOX

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Most astonishing avatar EVER

 

[dmlaw]

Christmas is, of course, a time for having a shouty woman tell you to open your box.

 

[octophone]

Wee bit tenuous but it;s Yoko so I;ll let it go.

 

[Tisch]

What's everyone drinking tonight then? I've gone for a single plum soaking in perfume served in a man's hat and it's absolutely doing the trick.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[dmlaw]

Most astonishing avatar EVER

Right up there with a song entitled 'Guilty' being represented by Kate and Gerry McCann.

 

[COB]

OPEN
YOUR
LEGS

 

[ButterTart]

Has anyone ever seen Yoko Ono and Zoe Wanamaker in the same room? Just a theory I'm working on.

 

[octophone]

"Comments are turned off". I wonder why?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wee bit tenuous but it;s Yoko so I;ll let it go.

I read that as SHE'D GET IT, which has been said before by John Lennon, before giving her a black eye.

John Lennon was a wife beater.

 

[dmlaw]

As @Baby It's Ag Outside mentioned earlier, the last video is age restricted because it's just filthy.

 

[Kala]

What's everyone drinking tonight then? I've gone for a single plum soaking in perfume served in a man's hat and it's absolutely doing the trick.

Iron Brew WKD which has been in my fridge since EUROVISION.