Eurovision 2023 News

[Lucille]

Also as if Slovenia are coming bottom five.

 

[Lucille]

They think Spain will be top 3.

 

[Bypass]

The whole article is rather cringe to be honest..

......AS IF Mae is coming 7th

 

[GNL]

They think Spain will be top 3.

I mean, some Spanish twink would have stuck a stick of dynamite up the wrong'un and sprinted towards Broadcasting House if they said otherwise, so probably best.

 

[Iguana]

Yeah quite a misstep. Introduce the audience to the acts but don't make judgements

 

[Iguana]

Take it down and APOLOGISE, Mark Savage

 

[Kratz]

I like La Zarra being touted as a winner. Somebody didn’t want to be on the end of her SHARP TONGUE.

(it is the best song to be fair)

 

[Zu]

And Ms Blanka WILL qualify.

 

[Kratz]

As long as you don’t push her off the FERRY!

‘We have no suspects but somebody had been eating Frazzles…’

 

[Zu]

As long as you don’t push her off the FERRY!

Darling she's pushing HERSELF off the ferry with THAT caterwauling

 

[Zu]

‘We have no suspects but somebody had been eating Frazzles…’

 

[Zu]

DEFINITE WHIFF OF BACON

Mind you, she might have brought a little snack with her

 

[Dark Carnival]

I think Spain will do well!

 

[Zu]

I think Spain will do well!

I bet you a bag of Prażynki o smaku bekonu it doesn't

 

[ZenGiraffe]

(it is the best song to be fair)

 

[Zu]

I no longer make predictions about the French entries after Babs Privy came an unfathomable SECOND

 

[Lucille]

I do think LE FRANCE is quite underrated considering LE ZARRA’S undeniable STAR POWER. Quite the SULTRY GEM.

 

[Zu]

I do think LE FRANCE is quite underrated considering LE ZARRA’S undeniable STAR POWER. Quite the SULTRY GEM.

Also she's even more full of vim now she's given up that nasty gluten

 

[Zu]

I don't find the song terribly stimulating and will be as furious as a stuck pig if she does better than Loreen or King K

WHICH MY GOOD FRIEND @The Tarot SAYS SHE WON'T

 

[Lucille]

I feel it works best strutting around the apartment in a silk robe, fag in hand after a bottle of Lidl CREMANT.

 

[Zu]

I feel it works best strutting around the apartment in a silk robe, fag in hand after a bottle of Lidl CREMANT.

Now THERE’S a top tip

FETCH ME MY KIMONO WOULD YOU SVETLANA

 

[ButterTart]

I no longer make predictions about the French entries after Babs Privy came an unfathomable SECOND

That whole top three was an unfathomable nightmare and not one person in Europe is prepared to take responsibility for it.

 

[lolly]

I can reveal that Babs went down a RIGHT TREAT with homosexuals of a certain age in the shires.

 

[Zu]

That whole top three was an unfathomable nightmare and not one person in Europe is prepared to take responsibility for it.

Make that TOP FOUR apart from Gjon and his Tears about whom I see you’re still being VERY SPITEFUL

 

[Kratz]

We can have favourites other than the (excellent) Tattoo. This isn’t MADRID!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

We can have favourites other than the (excellent) Tattoo. This isn’t MADRID!

Yes...but that FRENCH SHITE?

 

[ButterTart]

Make that TOP FOUR apart from Gjon and his Tears about whom I see you’re still being VERY SPITEFUL

I don’t like to be hostile but he started it.

 

[Zu]

I can reveal that Babs went down a RIGHT TREAT with homosexuals of a certain age in the shires.

Not as good as the REAL BARBARA though, was she

 

[Kratz]

Yes...but that FRENCH SHITE?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[Zu]

We can have favourites other than the (excellent) Tattoo. This isn’t MADRID!

Can we? And isn’t it? What’s this paella doing here then? TELL ME THAT!

 

[Kratz]

What’s this paella doing here then? TELL ME THAT!

I can only presume you’re spending your afternoon at Lidl YET AGAIN

 

[Zu]

I can only presume you’re spending your afternoon at Lidl YET AGAIN

WAITROSE AND M&S THESE DAYS SWEETCHEEKS

I only go to Lidl for SPECIALS

 

[Zu]

I don’t like to be hostile but he started it.

That perm CAN turn very nasty

 

[Lucille]

YET AGAIN

 

[Zu]

LE FRANCE

 

[ButterTart]

That perm CAN turn very nasty

That blouse is a war crime.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yes...but that FRENCH SHITE?

 

[Zu]

I do hope that LA France sends Igit in a performance rather than solely compositional capacity at some point. I liked this one

 

[Zu]

The BBC rate is really quite rude and not at all appropriate but anything which suggests that CACA BLANKA will be out in the semis and QUEEN LOREEN is a potential winner is fine by me

Actually I’m feeling a bit guilty about marginally preferring King K to Q. Loreen given that she’s my favourite lady singer but I’m sure she’s the forgiving sort