Kim Petras feat. Nicki Minaj - Alone

[VoR]

I'm sure this will be reductive as hell, but I must admit I'm quite enjoying the revival of all these trashy early 00s dance hits. Eagerly awaiting the Ava Max reading of Toca's Miracle.

 

[SystemAddict]

I don’t think any of those AI pop tarts will ever SURPASS this use of “Toca’s Miracle”.

 

[VoR]

Dear God, there's another one...

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've been hearing clips for this on TikTok and am very excited for this absolute BASIC TRASH

 

[K.C.]

Nicki Minaj is truly the Queen of Cringe

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I swear every other dance track at the moment samples a 90s dance banger at the moment. I've heard samples of Better Off Alone, Don't You Want Me and Children recently, naturally since Blue went to no.1.

Although this use of 2 Times is quite silly fun

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This does Better Off Alone as well

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm sure this will be reductive as hell, but I must admit I'm quite enjoying the revival of all these trashy early 00s dance hits. Eagerly awaiting the Ava Max reading of Toca's Miracle.

That's not how you hold a telephone, it's nowhere close to the ear!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stupid bitch

 

[Dark Carnival]

And I hate this already.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don’t think any of those AI pop tarts will ever SURPASS this use of “Toca’s Miracle”.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THIS is the Fragma mashup!

 

[funky]

Remember when Nicki Minaj retired

Anyways, amazing how a song can be truly horrendous from the first five seconds.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SONG OF THE YEAR

 

[RJN]

The “trap” beat in this is the Britney using dubstep in Hold It Against Me of 2023

 

[Jark]

fucking hideous. and worse, boring. Kim truly had it and lost it.

 

[Penelope]

I mark on an exceptionally hard curve these days when a 'smack you over the head' predictable sample is involved, and this one just simply isn't necessary. Bring me the high disgusting trashy art of I'm Good (Blue) or don't bother!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

RHINO SHIT

 

[Kala]

I couldn’t be happier that two of the biggest cunts in pop music have released one of the worst songs I have ever heard.

 

[GNL]

I'm not even going to bother listen to this. A Nicki Minaj feature? In the year of our lord 2023?

 

[funky]

That is truly abysmal a total pop parody.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

two of the biggest cunts in pop music

 

[Pipo]

YAY, Kim DOWN. She's always been consistently awful, and Nicki Minaj is one of the most hateful creatures in the world.

 

[supermassive]

She should be flogged in the street for this ATROCITY.

 

[K.C.]

Nicki Minaj's name alone is enough to make any song terminally SHIT

 

[POP!]

Spotify debut

Global
#74 - 1,732,579 streams

US
#42 - 623,860 streams

UK
#30 - 139,452 streams

 

[Pipo]

Too high.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The unofficial remixes of this are so much better than the actual track.

 

[VoR]

In at #37

 

[funky]

This is possibly the worst song I’ve ever heard. It falls somewhere between Ed Sheeran and Brian McFadden

 

[Pipo]

This is possibly the worst song I’ve ever heard. It falls somewhere between Ed Sheeran and Brian McFadden

this post has got me all hot and bothered.

Kim Petras is the worst sorry excuse for a popstar since Megan Trainor.

 

[POP!]

I like this... BACK OFF.

 

[POP!]

 

[POP!]

This is something. Is she channeling her inner 2011 Britney in terms of giving us stiff choreo and nothing else?

 

[Jark]

she simply doesn't have any star quality on stage/in videos/doing anything popstar-adjacent. it's actually quite impressive how little she gives.

Spotify is autoplaying this after everything, presumably because it's flopping. i hate it! that hook straight up sucks.

 

[funky]

You just know this will be one of those songs that becomes a hit because the industry demands it. It’ll be everywhere by June.

 

[Suedehead]

My soc meds: She ate tho

(except, of course, she didn't)

 

[Kala]

I like this... BACK OFF.

There’s so much wrong with this post.

 

[Jark]

You just know this will be one of those songs that becomes a hit because the industry demands it. It’ll be everywhere by June.

I actually don't think so. autoplay deals haven't been turning songs into hits. the only instance I can think of that kinda worked is Trustfall by P!nk and that's a great song that just needed a bit of exposure.

 

[PercyPig]

I actually don't think so. autoplay deals haven't been turning songs into hits. the only instance I can think of that kinda worked is Trustfall by P!nk and that's a great song that just needed a bit of exposure.

Are they actually doing paid for auto play suggestions? I know there was a bit of furore about it but didn’t know it had been implemented.