ASFM: Rewritevision - RESULTS - Starting @20:30 BST

[Tisch]

Poor ar di. First killed by the queen, then robbed in ASFM

 

[ButterTart]

17th??? This deserved top 5

Don’t encourage him!

 

[RJN]

I feel like @Queen of the Bay and I often have very different taste so it’s surprising we joint gave it highest points

 

[Tisch]

Incidentally, I took the picture of that statue myself.

That deserves at least a bonus 19 points

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

7 points seperated 16th from 11th!

 

[dmlaw]

Where was it?

Albania. It commemorates the time when future mad dictator Enver Hoxha single-handedly killed more than 80 Nazis. A thing which definitely really happened.

 

[AlgoAlex]

I think actually (sorry @Alex) I may have judged it more harshly on how obviously a poppy banger it was. I will try to do better.

Forgiven NOT FORGOTTEN

 

[ButterTart]

Albania. It commemorates the time when future mad dictator Enver Hoxha single-handedly killed more than 80 Nazis. A thing which definitely really happened.

It sounds not only plausible but slightly modest.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 16th place...

20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak - @Kratz

16th - 103 Points (11 Voters)

20: Soldi, BoysForSeles
16:
14: Queen of the Bay, RaspberrySwirl
12: OutSynk​

 

[Tisch]

Forgiven NOT FORGOTTEN

Ooh your NEXT entry?

 

[ButterTart]

In 16th place...

20. We're all whores darlin' - Zeyne feat. Saint Levant - Balak - @Kratz

16th - 103 Points (11 Voters)

20: Soldi, BoysForSeles
16:
14: Queen of the Bay, RaspberrySwirl
12: OutSynk​

What is this a statue of, may I ask?

 

[Marina Salty]

I feel like @Queen of the Bay and I often have very different taste so it’s surprising we joint gave it highest points

Well it was good for the few seconds it lasted

 

[AlgoAlex]

Ooh your NEXT entry?

Yes, then i’ll go for some Andrea solo SHAME ON YOU

 

[Tisch]

What is this a statue of, may I ask?

We're all whores darlin'

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 15th place...

Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That - @Tisch

15th - 103 Points (16 voters)

20:
16: Berly
14:
12: Kratz​

 

[ButterTart]

In 15th place...

Our angle, Clare Balding - Samira - Like This, Like That - @Tisch

15th - 103 Points (16 voters)

20:
16: Berly
14:
12: Kratz​

Well at least @Tisch can hold his head high in the knowledge that he hasn’t berated someone else in this thread for sending basic bops.

 

[Tisch]

I have come 15th about 8 times

 

[OutSynk]

Thank you @OutSynk and secret unidentified voters

Loved yours

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 14th place...

The statue of Taweret before a ship crashes into it - Queen of Hearts - Shoot the Bullet - @OutSynk

14th - 106 Points

20:
16: SystemAddict, Music, jyxz
14:
12: Suomi​

 

[OutSynk]

FUCK

 

[Marina Salty]

Is Iguana going to win again?

 

[ButterTart]

Is Iguana going to win again?

Since when has @Iguana won ASFM?!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 13th Place...

Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau - @jyxz

13th - 107 Points

20: Alex
16: Ill Advised
14: Iguana
12: Northwoods89
​

 

[OutSynk]

Is Iguana going to win again?

I can't believe I'm saying this but it could also be @dUb

 

[Iguana]

In 13th Place...

Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau - @jyxz

13th - 107 Points

20: Alex
16: Ill Advised
14: Iguana
12: Northwoods89
​

This was lush @jyxz

 

[dmlaw]

I can't believe I'm saying this but it could also be @dUb

That is a distressing and highly plausible possibility.

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 12th place...

I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter - @Ag

12th - 108 Points

20: Iguana
16:
14: Suomi
12: RaspberrySwirl, RJN​

 

[Iguana]

In 12th place...

I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter - @Ag

12th - 108 Points

20: Iguana
16:
14: Suomi
12: RaspberrySwirl, RJN​

Sorry but best song and best avatar

 

[ButterTart]

In 12th place...

I'm Just A Hole Sir - Yunè Pinku - Fai Fighter - @Ag

12th - 108 Points

20: Iguana
16:
14: Suomi
12: RaspberrySwirl, RJN​

I really need to know where the hell this carving is from

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I guess that'll do.

 

[Tisch]

I really need to know where the hell this carving is from

I have an inkling it's Harrogate but I've no idea where that's come from

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I really need to know where the hell this carving is from

Hereford

Carpenter's X-rated work on church ceiling exposed years later as cafe is built

A rude carving hidden in the darkness of the ceiling at Hereford's All Saints Church was revealed hundreds of years later when a spotlight from a newly constructed cafe put it fully on show

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[ButterTart]

I have an inkling it's Harrogate but I've no idea where that's come from

Is it to commemorate that one time they hosted Eurovision? Accurate, if so.

 

[dmlaw]

I have an inkling it's Harrogate but I've no idea where that's come from

Ou est Harrogate?

 

[AlgoAlex]

In 13th Place...

Puffer Fish Power - Corine - C'est si beau - @jyxz

13th - 107 Points

20: Alex
16: Ill Advised
14: Iguana
12: Northwoods89
​

BOOOO.
Anyway have listened to a quite a few Corine songs since, thanks @jyxz

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In 11th place...

MEDUSA HAVING A DISPROPORTIONATE REACTION - Amarcord - Friends (They Come & Go) - @Suomi

11th Place - 110 Points

20: straightorbroken, jivafox
16: Kate, BoysForSeles
14: Indie, Ag
12:​

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I assume I googled 'dirty carvings'. I don't recall

 

[ButterTart]

Hereford

Carpenter's X-rated work on church ceiling exposed years later as cafe is built

A rude carving hidden in the darkness of the ceiling at Hereford's All Saints Church was revealed hundreds of years later when a spotlight from a newly constructed cafe put it fully on show

www.mirror.co.uk

I love that it's just some really elaborate graffiti.

 

[ButterTart]

Oh shit I just realised I'm top ten!

 

[Haiku Rewrites]

In running order, here is our top 10~!

05. Joan Collins Stuck In A Sculpture - Lene - Pretty Young Thing - @jivafox
06. Fear of fucking ghost Megazord statues - Omnia & Cathy Burton - Searchlight - @ButterTart
08. The Roy Dog of Portland - Jenn Champion & OYSTER KIDS - Love Nobody - @Raining On Me
14. Skeletons in Love - The Jezabels - Look Of Love - @BoysForSeles
18. Priapus, God of Fertility - Rina Sawayama - Holy (Til You Let Me Go) - @ZenGiraffe
23. Waiting for Cilla to give back her table - Jane Fostin - Septième ciel - @Haiku Rewrites
24. Creepy long-necked man at Efelting in Netherlands which made me cry as a kid. - bbno$ & Rich Brian - edamame - @rhythmbandit
26. om nom nom - Dani Sylvia - She Swam Higher - @dUb
28. MOOPMEET AT DALIDA'S GRAVE - Vanbot - Lost Without You - @straightorbroken
31. Nancy Pelosi tears it up - Neon Capital - Open Water - @Iguana