Padam, and take my knickers OFF

Not unless something was inside you (or vice versa)I've showered to it, does it count?
It's the UK's biggest Spotify playlist.I DON’T KNOW WHAT ANY OF THIS MEANS BUT I AM HERE FOR IT
It's the UK's biggest Spotify playlist.
Apparently she might be top 30!Well YES, but IS SHE NUMBER THIRTY TWO YET?

I don't think I've commented on this properly yet.
I'm happy Kylie is gaining some degree of traction, but that's exactly what it was designed for. It's memorable, silly, throwaway and worst of all novelty. Unlike the best Kylie songs I don't see me listening to this in a year. Of course I'm yet to have a moment to it and maybe it will hit, but it leaves me rather cold.
But if Kylie wants a hit, who am I to stop her? *streams*

Added to Hot Hits UK (and Hot Hits Aus) which apparently is a BIG deal.

The real story for me there is that Timebomb got to #12 in Australia.![]()
Not high enoughThe real story for me there is that Timebomb got to #12 in Australia.![]()

SHE’S GOING TO HAVE A CAREER REVIVING NUMBER ONE