You know that feeling you get when a fart is so steamy it burns your asshole on the way out? That's what I wish I had right now.
I woke up eager to make a daily thread as I had the ideal title, only to realise I had been SCUPPEREDSomeone start another thread, this doesn’t have to be canon.
You know that feeling you get when a fart is so steamy it burns your asshole on the way out? That's what I wish I had right now.

What was it, or are you saving it for next Wednesday (Nextesday?)I woke up eager to make a daily thread as I had the ideal title, only to realise I had been SCUPPERED
And to be fair, I'm not the one currently on an eleven hour flight (which will be followed by a three hour layover then another three hour flight), so I shan't complain too much 
That sounds like absolute HELL!I'm not the one currently on an eleven hour flight (which will be followed by a three hour layover then another three hour flight), so I shan't complain too much![]()

I’ve managed to wrangle a day off tomorrow making for a nice four day week and then I go on holiday on Saturday![]()
MajorcaWhere are you going on holiday? I got back yesterday morning and am on the lookout for another summer break.

Majorca![]()
No
It’s a family holiday in a nice little Spanish village.
I’m not going away again until August after this thoughYou're ALWAYS on holiday Soldi.

Can’t beat glamorous NottinghamI am of course just jealous. I've a week camping and a week in Nottingham to look forward to

a week in Nottingham