Wednesday made a mess

[K.C.]

You know that feeling you get when a fart is so steamy it burns your asshole on the way out? That's what I wish I had right now.

 

[RJN]

You know that feeling you get when a fart is so steamy it burns your asshole on the way out? That's what I wish I had right now.

 

[K.C.]

That hurt RJN. You shouldn't pick fights with a Midwesterner though.

 

[Rita]

Oh SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Morning.

 

[Lucille]

Someone start another thread, this doesn’t have to be canon.

 

[jivafox]

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Someone start another thread, this doesn’t have to be canon.

I woke up eager to make a daily thread as I had the ideal title, only to realise I had been SCUPPERED

 

[Inner Smile]

Sick to the back teeth of sneezing

 

[OutSynk]

You know that feeling you get when a fart is so steamy it burns your asshole on the way out? That's what I wish I had right now.

 

[COB]

I woke up eager to make a daily thread as I had the ideal title, only to realise I had been SCUPPERED

What was it, or are you saving it for next Wednesday (Nextesday?)

 

[COB]

Good morning! I'm feeling a bit sleepy after getting up just before 2 to see YMC off to the airport, then not managing to get back to sleep until nearly 4, but as ever I'm TOTTERING ON And to be fair, I'm not the one currently on an eleven hour flight (which will be followed by a three hour layover then another three hour flight), so I shan't complain too much

 

[Soldi]

I'm not the one currently on an eleven hour flight (which will be followed by a three hour layover then another three hour flight), so I shan't complain too much

That sounds like absolute HELL!

 

[K.C.]

10+ hour flights are so brutal

 

[Dark Carnival]

I have been travelling during the week for work for two months and I’m finally reaching my limit physically and mentally

 

[Soldi]

I’ve managed to wrangle a day off tomorrow making for a nice four day week and then I go on holiday on Saturday

 

[Rita]

I’ve managed to wrangle a day off tomorrow making for a nice four day week and then I go on holiday on Saturday

Where are you going on holiday? I got back yesterday morning and am on the lookout for another summer break.

 

[Soldi]

Where are you going on holiday? I got back yesterday morning and am on the lookout for another summer break.

Majorca

 

[Rita]

Majorca

SHAGALUF?

 

[Soldi]

SHAGALUF?

No

It’s a family holiday in a nice little Spanish village.

 

[Rita]

No

It’s a family holiday in a nice little Spanish village.

Sounds fabulous. Have a great time darling.

 

[Star]

You're ALWAYS on holiday Soldi.

 

[Star]

I am of course just jealous. I've a week camping and a week in Nottingham to look forward to

 

[Soldi]

You're ALWAYS on holiday Soldi.

I’m not going away again until August after this though

 

[Soldi]

I am of course just jealous. I've a week camping and a week in Nottingham to look forward to

Can’t beat glamorous Nottingham

 

[big ron]

a week in Nottingham

What are you being punished for?