Tell me something which bores you…

Dogs
People
People with dogs
Everything else
Living

I didn’t know you didn’t care for dogs dear Jocasta, is that why you hide dog biscuits up your MIMSY? You were so patient when that poor distressed beagle spent 20 minutes gnawing them out again, that i never would’ve known!
 
Not that I do that much nowadays! I usually stay in watching housewives and vaping in my pants, but I can’t exactly say that either!
No, that's exactly what you DO say! Believe me, I've never been asked again.
 
Emails. It's amazing how often I've won a $50 reward card from screwfix recently.
 
People who just post selfies on their instagram account
 
Televised kids singing contests

Specifically when nearly every contestant on The Voice Kids can belt/shout/rap, but not pleasantly carry a tune 😣
 
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I love football
Do what I do!* Wear it TWICE, wear it THRICE! A spritz of CIEN and nobody’s any the wiser! :disco:

*I don’t do this actually - just in case anyone with an overly literal and utterly unimaginative understanding of things (and a weak sense of self) is reading. WE SEE YOU AND WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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I thought used LAYS not CIEN during your toilette?
 
Can confirm I have to sit through quite abusive quantities of football chat whenever I’m out with the ladsladslads.

I’m sorry that you’re not gay but if there’s anything that life has taught us it’s that you just can’t have everything and we have to make do with our limitations
 
Things I find boring


Almost all reality TV
Reading books (with some exceptions)
Celebrity life, gossip, drama, etc
Golf
Cricket
 
The twist here.

Our moopy moderator doesn’t like charts

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How on EARTH did you get the JOB?
You know the other one doesn't even like cock, right? What have we done to ourselves?
 

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