Family Fortunes Island Edition🏝️- Results TONITE Tuesday 8th August 21:30

[dmlaw]

Should ZenGiraffe not have more points than that? He got 6 on question 2.

 

[Indie]

zen's score is definitely wrong there, unless you've deducted points

 

[Marina Salty]

Should ZenGiraffe not have more points than that? He got 6 on question 2.

Good question! Let me see.

 

[Marina Salty]

indie	49​
D5k	47​
music	47​
rita	47​
finn	44​
halli	44​
funky	43​
dmlaw	42​
ill advised	40​
vicky the vole	40​
wildchild	40​
manickangaroo	37​
rhythmbandit	35​
tisch	35​
jacques	32​
ginag	28​
RJN	28*​
buttertart	26​
dark carnival	26​
iguana	21​
outsynk	14​
zengiraffe	10​

 

[RJN]

Why am I so consistently terrible at this game

 

[Marina Salty]

Must have eaten up the zero somewhere.

 

[Marina Salty]

Sorry for the delay. Moving on to

Question 6
Name something you may buy on the beach

Your replies

Ice cream 11 points
Something to drink 5 points
Bucket and spade 2 points
Something to sit on 2 points
Coconuts 1 point
Stick of rock 1 point

In detail:

Spoiler

iguana	Ice cream	11
dark carnival	Ice cream	11
zengiraffe	Ice cream	11
funky	Ice cream	11
manickangaroo	Ice cream	11
outsynk	Ice cream	11
rhythmbandit	Ice cream	11
indie	Ice cream	11
dmlaw	Ice cream	11
ill advised	Ice cream	11
D5k	Ice cream	11
rita	A drink	5
RJN	Alcholic drinks	5
wildchild	Beer	5
buttertart	Cocktail	5
halli	Cold drink	5
tisch	Bucket and spade	2
finn	Bucket and spade	2
vicky the vole	Deck chairs	2
music	Sun lounger	2
jacques	Coconuts	1
ginag	Stick of rock	1

 

[Indie]

100% sweep so far

It won't last. The last few questions are tricky.

 

[funky]

Ooh I think that fucks the scores up a bit

 

[Marina Salty]

Question 7
Name something you do if you step on a sea urchin

Your replies

Scream and various other screams 15 points
Swear 3 points
Put your foot in water 1 point
Pee on it 1 point
Google what the fuck a sea urchin is 1 point
Find someone to blame 1 point

In detail:

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jacques	Squeal in terror	15
halli	Screech	15
iguana	Scream	15
dark carnival	Scream	15
ginag	Scream	15
funky	Scream	15
vicky the vole	Scream	15
manickangaroo	Scream	15
outsynk	Scream	15
tisch	Scream	15
RJN	Scream	15
ill advised	Scream	15
D5k	Scream	15
finn	Say ow/ouch!	15
rhythmbandit	Cry	15
indie	Swear loudly in pain	3
rita	Swear	3
buttertart	Swear	3
music	Put your foot in water	1
dmlaw	Pee on it	1
zengiraffe	Google what the fuck a sea urchin is	1
wildchild	Find someone to blame	1

 

[Marina Salty]

Dmlaw 1 point but you're the only one that knows how to survive a sea urchin.

 

[Halli]

A stick of rock did make me chuckle

 

[Indie]

Hmm. That's harsh.

 

[funky]

Oh dear this is going to get ugly

 

[Zu]

Ban everyone

I’ve got a better idea

 

[funky]

I’d argue that squeal in terror can count as Scream but Cry is different. But that’s JUST ME

 

[Finn]

Yeah you can cry without screaming or saying anything

I often do this in the toilets at work

 

[RJN]

And I often squeal in terror in the bathrooms at work

 

[Marina Salty]

I’d argue that squeal in terror can count as Scream but Cry is different. But that’s JUST ME

Yes but I thought of "let out a cry" that's more related semantics-wise to scream rather than tears, if it makes sense.
Idk, that's the problem with not being native.

 

[OutSynk]

My SURGE to the TOP has BEGUN.

 

[D5K]

Hmm. That's harsh.

I'm Indie's closest rival and I agree!

 

[Indie]

Yes but I thought of "let out a cry" that's more related semantics-wise to scream rather than tears, if it makes sense.
Idk, that's the problem with not being native.

Let out a cry like swearing loudly?

I'll drop it.

 

[D5K]

I'm now picturing Indie's response as a loud posh "oh bugger!".

 

[dmlaw]

Dmlaw 1 point but you're the only one that knows how to survive a sea urchin.

I don’t think it actually works, so I deserve one point.

 

[Marina Salty]

It does, unlike my excel.

Short break to fix it. Sorry!

 

[OutSynk]

zengiraffe

Google what the fuck a sea urchin is

I did actually do this but that's only because I'm an ESTHONIAN.

 

[OutSynk]

I now remember that it was @Rowan Tree 🌳 who wished to become a sea urchin at one point but Mopsy disagreed.

 

[Jacques]

Children are annoying everywhere, not really specific to the beach.

Glad I looked up famous fictional islands, my first thought was Treasure Island but I think I may have used that for a later question? And didn't want to use the same answer twice

 

[AGinAg (37)]

A stick of rock did make me chuckle

Why? You don't buy a STICK OF ROCK from LEICESTER?

 

[D5K]

Children are annoying everywhere, not really specific to the beach.

And yet you persist with that avatar.

 

[Marina Salty]

Ok I hope this is correct. Table time.

D5k	73​
funky	69​
ill advised	66​
halli	64​
indie	63​
manickangaroo	63​
rhythmbandit	61​
finn	61​
vicky the vole	57​
rita	55​
dmlaw	54​
dark carnival	52​
tisch	52​
music	50​
jacques	48​
RJN	48​
iguana	47​
wildchild	46​
ginag	44​
outsynk	40​
buttertart	34​
zengiraffe	22​

 

[Marina Salty]

Question 8
Name the first thing you would do if you were shipwrecked on a remote deserted island and your phone was gone

Your replies

Write SOS on the beach - 3 points
Explore around - 2 points
Kill myself - 2 points
Find shelter - 2 points
Look for water/food - 2 points
Light up a fire - 2 points
Panic - 2 points
Enjoy a little drink - 2 points
Give up - 1 point
Sunbathe - 1 point
Masturbate - 1 point
Have a little cry - 1 point
Shout for help - 1 point

In detail:

Spoiler

rhythmbandit	Giant SOS made out of stones in the sand	3
ill advised	Write a help message in the sand	3
buttertart	Write SOS on the beach	3
vicky the vole	Explore	2
dmlaw	Explore the area	2
ginag	Kill myself	2
finn	Kill myself	2
iguana	Find shelter	2
music	Find shelter	2
indie	Find water/food	2
halli	Look for food/water	2
manickangaroo	Make a fire	2
jacques	Source wood (for fire and smoke signal)	2
dark carnival	Order a cocktail	2
D5k	Panic	2
zengiraffe	Panic after standing on the mystery creature	2
wildchild	Sit back and enjoy a glass of Merlot	2
tisch	Cry	1
outsynk	Give up	1
RJN	Masturbate	1
funky	Shout for help	1
rita	Sunbathe	1

 

[Marina Salty]

Counted cry in the sense of tears here, cause it came right after OutSynk sent Give up which had put me in the climate of despair.

 

[Marina Salty]

Question 9
Name someone you don't want to have next to you at a nude beach

Your replies

My mom, parents and rest of the family 6 points
Boris Johnson 5 points
Donald Trump 2 points
A woman 1 point
Anne Widdecomb 1 point
Dan Wootton 1 point
Danny De Vito 1 point
Inner Smile 1 point
Marilyn Manson 1 point
Piers Morgan 1 point
Suzan Boyle 1 point
Someone super hot that might give me a boner 1 point

In detail:

Spoiler

finn	Any family members	6
manickangaroo	Mother	6
outsynk	My mom	6
funky	My mum	6
tisch	My mum	6
rhythmbandit	My parents	6
dark carnival	Boris Johnson	5
music	Boris Johnson	5
indie	Boris Johnson	5
dmlaw	Boris Johnson	5
D5k	Boris Johnson	5
iguana	Donald Trump	2
ill advised	Donald Trump	2
jacques	A woman	1
zengiraffe	Anne Widdecomb	1
buttertart	Dan Wootton	1
rita	Danny De Vito	1
ginag	Inner Smile	1
wildchild	Marilyn Manson	1
vicky the vole	Piers Morgan	1
halli	Suzan Boyle	1
RJN	Someone super hot that might give me a boner	1

 

[Halli]

Why? You don't buy a STICK OF ROCK from LEICESTER?

I read the question as something you buy actually ON the beach, rather than a seaside town..

 

[dmlaw]

Why would you need to specify that your phone is gone on the deserted island? It’s not like there would be any signal anyway.

 

[OutSynk]

Kill myself - 2 points

DARK

 

[Marina Salty]

It's worth noting that RJN would masturbate on the remote island but would be worried he'd might get an erection on the nude beach.

 

[Iguana]

It's worth noting that RJN would masturbate on the remote island but would be worried he'd might get an erection on the nude beach.

He just doesn't like being WATCHED!

 

[Marina Salty]

LAST QUESTION
Question 10
Name a book taking place on an island or archipelago

Your replies:

Treasure island - 9 points
Lord of the Flies - 8 points
Robinson Crusoe - 2 points
Gilligan's Island - 1 point
The Beach - 1 point
The Famous Five - 1 point

In detail:

Spoiler

ginag	Treasure Island	9
rita	Treasure Island	9
funky	Treasure Island	9
vicky the vole	Treasure Island	9
jacques	Treasure Island	9
outsynk	Treasure Island	9
indie	Treasure Island	9
ill advised	Treasure Island	9
D5k	Treasure island	9
music	Lord of the Flies	8
manickangaroo	Lord of the flies	8
finn	Lord of the flies	8
buttertart	Lord of the flies	8
rhythmbandit	Lord of the flies	8
dmlaw	Lord of the Flies	8
RJN	Lord of the Flies	8
iguana	Lord of the Flies	8
dark carnival	Robinson Crusoe	2
wildchild	Robinson Crusoe	2
tisch	Gilligan's Island	1
halli	The Beach	1
zengiraffe	The Famous Five	1