RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE

Please do not sit or climb on the Corgi :(

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Well WHAT IS IT THERE FOR?
 
Guys who boost their profile on grindr (I don’t know why, but I hate it)
 
On a dating app front, I give you FAB GUYS :zombie:

I’m luridly fascinated by it as it’s so fucking low end: almost every profile pic is a cock pic, the standard of photography is LAUGHABLY POOR and worst of all, people leave REVIEWS of each other
 
Is this videos of advertisers WANKING INTO A GLASS TO EVIDENCE THE QUANTITY OF PEEN SPEW initiative common to all dating apps or is it just notably high class Fab Guys?
 
Rita said:
People that have 15 usernames who are clearly the same people. Nothing wrong with a bit of dissociative personality disorders BUT it gets very confusing in forum sense, especially when some are far more entertaining than others.
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And I was just going to INVITE my DELIGHTFUL FRIENDS BARBARA MINCE, PATTY NIPSLPS and MAUREEN CLENCH to join this LOVELY FORUM. WELL I SHAN'T BOTHER NOW
 
Getting worse by the day. Liam73 from is allowed to send out rpe and blkmail threats and admin do nothing

Married kent (Kevin 62 from Rochester) posts statuses every asking for people to send him little kids underwear, admin have been told and have done nothing, so in guessing theyre pedophiles too

Site is full of nothing but rapists, hideous trannies, Pedos and other assorted scum.
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WELL REALLY
 
@Jocasta Clun darling, what must it be like to live with disassociative identity disorder? Luckily you’ll notice that we have a clinically trained psychologist and expert in the lounge so you’re in SAFE HANDS SWEETCHOPS :disco:
 
Zu said:
@Jocasta Clun darling, what must it be like to live with disassociative identity disorder? Luckily you’ll notice that we have a clinically trained psychologist and expert in the lounge so you’re in SAFE HANDS SWEETCHOPS :disco:
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Oh thank goodness darling! I must say it's MORE FUN than GETTING YOUR NIPS STUCK IN THE TOASTER or BEING BEIGE. I just hope it's not DAME JUDI JAMES again as I never got the money back for my trip to CATFORD or the STAINS OUT OF MY BLOUSE
 
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Surely this isn’t much-loved FAB GUYS? :shock:
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Oh darling I hate to say it but I'm afraid it is

To all dashman 51 friends,, he's a free man now,, so u can play with his body and mind to your twisted hearts desire now,, fun and games are over just like his life and wife,, he's broken unwanted in the gutter enjoy 👍👌
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OPPPPS :( :D
 
Waitrose insisting they're now called "Waitrose & Partners".

GROW UP, we're NEVER GOING TO SAY IT BACK.

(See also: John Lewis, obvs)
 
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I also hate the word fortnightly or fortnightingly or sth for biweekly.
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I have no idea about 'fortnightingly' but I love the word fortnight and particularly fortnightly. If you use the word biweekly here, I think most people would think something happening twice a week rather than every two weeks, or at least be confused what was meant.
 
FAB GUYS REVIEW INCOMING

“Back door a bit brown. Appeared to be wearing mum’s girdle. Mouth smothered in glitter-effect lip gloss. Held my nose and treated it to a sympathy load. Appeared to have died so helped myself to the telly and £4.56 from its copper jar. A+ RECOMMENDED.”
 
Zu said:
FAB GUYS REVIEW INCOMING

“Back door a bit brown. Appeared to be wearing mum’s girdle. Mouth smothered in glitter-effect lip gloss. Held my nose and treated it to a sympathy load. Appeared to have died so helped myself to the telly and £4.56 from its copper jar. A+ RECOMMENDED.”
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Did the death occur pre-, peri-, or post- sympathy load? Because that's a very important detail.
 
The Elizabeth line. It’s hugely overrated. Comes about as infrequently as the shitty NY Subway, WiFi doesn’t work and they’ve built the most uncomfortable seats on the whole network. The lovers of the line who don’t actually need it are lying to themselves.

Sure, it’s cleaner… now. But give it a few years and it won’t be.
 
Ellie said:
The Elizabeth line. It’s hugely overrated. Comes about as infrequently as the shitty NY Subway, WiFi doesn’t work and they’ve built the most uncomfortable seats on the whole network. The lovers of the line who don’t actually need it are lying to themselves.

Sure, it’s cleaner… now. But give it a few years and it won’t be.
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Architecturally it's lovely, though.
 
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Ellie said:
The Elizabeth line. It’s hugely overrated. Comes about as infrequently as the shitty NY Subway, WiFi doesn’t work and they’ve built the most uncomfortable seats on the whole network. The lovers of the line who don’t actually need it are lying to themselves.

Sure, it’s cleaner… now. But give it a few years and it won’t be.
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But it IS fast! Paddington to Abbey Wood in FIVE MINUTES!
 
I'd love to read the @Zu review of SNIFFIES, which is probably where half of the so called fab guys have decamped to nowadays.
 
IF you need it. There are people I know that will go out of their way to take it in a convoluted weird way, when the regular tube takes half as long.
 
This is the second time that I hear about Sniffies today. Is it a new dating app?
 
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