Katy Perry - 143 (Worst Rated Album EVER by a female artist)

[GNL]

Ms. Leopard is going to eat Grandpa Pig's FACE.

 

[jivafox]

The old man is father in law to a Real Housewife of Dallas whose evil racism got the entire programme CANCELLED.

So it’s hard to decide which side to choose.

 

[OutSynk]

Katy Perry nun killer strikes again

 

[POP!]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Finn]

Horrible pop star

 

[Marilyn]

 

[GNL]

Just checked the cunter scale and the motherquake this news caused was undetectable.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The motherplane bounced off the world slay centre, and the cuntagon shot it down

 

[Jark]

Just checked the cunter scale and the motherquake this news caused was undetectable.

that's when you know she's gonna cunt hardest! it's a SNEAK ATTACK!

 

[OutSynk]

Is she wearing fried chicken?

 

[Suedehead]

I’m think they’re orange daisies

DAISIES

DAISIES!!!!

 

[OutSynk]

I’m think they’re orange daisies

DAISIES

DAISIES!!!!

You're probably right but I thought fried chicken sounded more plausible in her case.

 

[Pipo]

Horrible pop star

She's always been a mid popstar with some better than average pop songs, but that comes down MAINLY to queen Bonnie McKee; once she ditched her she started to flop.

**IN MY HUMBLE OPINION

 

[Jark]

giving all the credit for Katy Perry's successes to Bonnie McKee is quite absurd dear she's had many great singles post-Roar that Bonnie had no hand in. if anything her key songwriters have been Sarah Hudson and Max. I have to dispute this "mid popstar" bs, Katy has been a great one and can be again.

 

[Pipo]

we can all agree that it was Dr. Luke ALL ALONG too!

 

[GNL]

we can all agree that it was Dr. Luke ALL ALONG too!

This doesn't explain why Kim Petras is such a flop

 

[Suedehead]

Anyone dare diss Kp and you can count on Jark to set the record straight

It’s nice to know she still has stans

Well, a stan

 

[Devil]

Bon Appetite popped on today and it still SLAPS

 

[Jark]

Anyone dare diss Kp and you can count on Jark to set the record straight

and what a reputation to have! I'm a proud prismatic SMILER!

 

[Suedehead]

Bon Appetite popped on today and it still SLAPS

Bon a
Bon appetite

Baby !!!

 

[K.C.]

I don't know how one can have strong feelings about Katy Perry.

 

[Jark]

I'll sleep well tonight knowing that @KindaCool, that famous paragon of good taste, doesn't understand my burning love for Katy Perry!

 

[Pipo]

I feel the need to REVISIT Teenage Dream (The Complete Confection version OBVIOUSLY), it was SUCH A MOMENT tbh.

 

[disneyteletubby]

Compared to most female pop stars, I quite like Katy Perry. (I was more of a fan back in primary school in the early 2010s with songs like Firework, Roar etc..)
Her Just Eat ads are funny and the music videos are vibrant, some photoshoots too.
(The picture in that tweet was from around 2020, with the Indian flowers )

 

[Christian]

Roar is an absolutely brilliant pop song.

 

[Dark Carnival]

All the girlies pretending now like they weren’t popping their busses to Firework circa 2014

 

[Christian]

All the girlies pretending now like they weren’t popping their busses to Firework circa 2014

Who likes Firework though? She sounds absolutely AWFUL, even in the studio version. Live is a whole new level of HORROR.

 

[Jark]

Compared to most female pop stars, I quite like Katy Perry.

thank you DISNEYTELETUBBY! you may be her exact target audience!

 

[Jark]

Firework is cheap and borderline unlistenable. but I do defy anyone to claim they've never felt like a plastic bag drifting through the wind, ready to start again.

Roar is a GOD TIER POP SONG! a fucking classic.

 

[OutSynk]

All the girlies pretending now like they weren’t popping their busses to Firework circa 2014

My "buss" was just fine without it thank you

 

[K.C.]

I'll sleep well tonight knowing that @KindaCool, that famous paragon of good taste, doesn't understand my burning love for Katy Perry!

The opposite actually! I was referring more to the people who profess to hate her and her music when her career is so...ordinary? Her songs are pleasant and she's pretty inoffensive herself. I just don't get it.

But the paragon stuff, definitely agree!

 

[K.C.]

Roar is an absolutely brilliant pop song.

As are I Kissed A Girl and Thinking Of You

 

[Christian]

As are I Kissed A Girl and Thinking Of You

Well, no

 

[Jark]

Thinking of You is a stun'ting acousticy ballad moment. maybe her finest.

 

[Devil]

Thinking of you is like nails down a bloody blackboard.

The One That Got Away on the other hand…

 

[Pipo]

All the girlies pretending now like they weren’t popping their busses to Firework circa 2014

*2010 HUN. But then again, LMFAO and (Prime) Guetta were all the rage so it was all SLIM PICKINGS!

 

[Halli]

The One That Got Away is sublime

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Katy Perry's good songs:

1. Unconditionally
2. 365
3. Never Really Over

END OF LIST.

 

[Jark]

she always gets the gays chatting! even if they are often as witnessed above chatting shit!