Kate Middleton Princess née Duchess of EVILSHIRE

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Rita said:
Also the AUDACITY of those who call people up on grammar yet post inaccurate corrections. GRAMMAR MATTERS HUNS.
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I think you’ll find mine was a terminology error… KNOW YOUR PLACE.
 
of course it is. what you can't see is that she's got NO LEGS! yes, that's right, evil Meghan manifested a pelvic parasite and now poor brave Kate is a double amputee. she will however continue to serve from the safety of a car seat and may even be airlifted into Wimbledon on a future occasion.
 
Jark said:
of course it is. what you can't see is that she's got NO LEGS! yes, that's right, evil Meghan manifested a pelvic parasite and now poor brave Kate is a double amputee. she will however continue to serve from the safety of a car seat and may even be airlifted into Wimbledon on a future occasion.
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@Rita LIKE THIS IN FUTURE PLEASE
 
ZenGiraffe said:
@Rita LIKE THIS IN FUTURE PLEASE
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Darling, hyperbole is OLD HAT for me. I was using hyperbole when you were a twinkle in your poor mother’s eye. I think at this point I have earned the right to use it as and when I see FIT.
 
GNL said:
Poor Kate. Legless, terminally puffy, embarrassed by her evil uncle going on Big Brother. How much more can she take?
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honestly at this point there's a high chance she's actually participating in a future episode of Black Mirror. there's still time for her consciousness to be uploaded to the cloud and open sourced.
 
WHERE IS HER BODY?

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I’m sat here trying to get my middle finger to go over my ring finger like that and it’s NOT POSSIBLE!
 
I can’t help but laugh at “first official picture since…” I’m under the impression the suggested picture is at least 6 months old.
 
Kate's hair has clearly been photoshopped around the edges, you can see where it fades into the sweater. her head is also too big for her body...
 
No. No. I am NOT going down this rabbit hole. It CAN'T be fake. Why BOTHER? But...the ring...the hand...the metadata saying it was taken in October...

I made that last one up but let's go nuts, eh?
 
The fact the Jack Monroe thread is still RAGING ON despite the fact they’ve not been on social media for 7 months! They’ve taken to stalking her DUOLINGO account for content.
 
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