UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

I’m flitting between Politics Joe for the intellect and Channel 4 for the TRASH

Who is on with Joe?

 

[big ron]

Please keep posting this shit, it makes me feel like I'm coming up on mdma

 

[octophone]

Awww, Nads has fucked off.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not Nadine Dorries being swapped in for Anne Widdecombe

 

[Lucille]

Nadine has stormed off!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not Nadine Dorries being swapped in for Anne Widdecombe

Other way around

 

[GNL]

With one hand C4 giveth John McDonnell and with the other it BEATS US with the terrible Tory TERF Cathy Newman.

 

[Lucille]

Off topic.

 

[dmlaw]

Nadine has stormed off!

Boris Johnson’s bins aren’t going to go through themselves.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Off topic.

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Such a hairy armpit

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Such a hairy armpit

That's a palm tree

 

[funky]

Thank you for that

 

[Lucille]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

YAY

 

[funky]

Ann Widdicome looks like she's melting into the furniture.

C4 doing a great job of reminding people why they hate politics. Old people just arguining with each other.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Buckland GONE

 

[Kate]

Did BBC just MISS the Swindon count

 

[jivafox]

YAY

The graphic is cracking me up!

 

[Indie]

FIRST CHANGED SEAT!

 

[GNL]

It was very difficult not to stan her when she countered Alastair Campbell calling Boris Johnson a lawyer by mentioning the Iraq war leaving him SPEECHLESS and scrambling for Rory Stewart to step in.

 

[Indie]

Fuck you, Robert Buckland

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[big ron]

Did BBC just MISS the Swindon count

Yep!

 

[ILL ADVISED]

there is no excuse to miss a seat count when it’s this early on

 

[octophone]

Reform well behind the Tories. That's more what we were hoping to see.

 

[Eddie]

With one hand C4 giveth John McDonnell and with the other it BEATS US with the terrible Tory TERF Cathy Newman.

Cathy is a CH4 reporter, no? Where has she pledged her allegiances?

 

[funky]

I'd like to see the pundits explain how this Labour gain is a result of Reform.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

That's a big gain

 

[Indie]

Bigger majority than in 1997

 

[dmlaw]

Did BBC just MISS the Swindon count

But at least we’re getting to hear the Labour candidate’s warm tribute to a man who painted over murals in a children’s immigration detention centre.

 

[Kate]

there is no excuse to miss a seat count when it’s this early on

Innit!

 

[octophone]

But at least we’re getting to hear the Labour candidate’s warm tribute to a man who painted over murals in a children’s immigration detention centre.

It's one thing to be magnanimous but praising a cunt is too much.

 

[funky]

16% swing

 

[Jark]

this new Labour MP for Swindon seems like a lovely woman

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Oooh

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What me came for is just beginning!

 

[big ron]

Swindon settling my reform based nerves

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Not GOGGLEBOX