UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[ILL ADVISED]

Completely disagree.

Totally. She was and should have been the candidate. The ridiculous Labour purge of the ‘left’ has shown its true colours here

 

[big ron]

Let's not fight among ourselves. Let's focus on the common enemy. The People's Front Of Judea.

WHAT ABOUT THE JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT THOUGH

 

[octophone]

WHAT ABOUT THE JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT THOUGH

FUCKING SPLITTERS

 

[Kate]

WHAT ABOUT THE JUDEAN PEOPLES FRONT THOUGH

SPLITTERS!

 

[big ron]

 

[dmlaw]

Centrists blaming Fazia are the worst of us.

I realise that’s your worst insult, but I’d really rather not if it’s all the same to you.

 

[Lucille]

Omg cut this Grant speech already.

 

[octophone]

Oh SHUT UP SHAPPS. Just fuck off. Then, when you've done that, fuck off again.

 

[jivafox]

SHUT UP GRANT

 

[Indie]

Labour take Bracknell, overturning 20k majority and was conservative all through the Blair years.

 

[Lucille]

I realise that’s your worst insult, but I’d really rather not if it’s all the same to you.

I have worse!

 

[big ron]

BORE OFF SCHNAPS

 

[VoR]

I see they've let POOR JOVANI back into Clacton...

 

[FetchFugly]

No one needs to hear Shapps going on about rebuilding the party.

 

[big ron]

Labour take Bracknell, overturning 20k majority and was conservative all through the Blair years.

Weeeeeeee

 

[jivafox]

He's lost his job! Oscar winners get less than this!

 

[Kate]

Shut the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

 

[Indie]

SNP hold aberdeen north

 

[ILL ADVISED]

SHAPPTUP

 

[octophone]

Shapps is the cunt who shafted my old workplace so this is kinda personal. FUCKEN ZE OFFEN.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Looks like the exit polls underestimated the impact of tactical voting considerably.

The exit polls count the votes that people report they have just cast. Nothing to misinterpret.

 

[VoR]

Is Jeremy Kyle getting smaller or am I getting drunker?

 

[octophone]

Is Jeremy Kyle getting smaller or am I getting drunker?

Both.

 

[Slave]

Sky News saying recount in Islington North.

 

[octophone]

What the FUCK is Vine up to!?

 

[Lucille]

When are we getting Islington North I’m so TIRED!

 

[VoR]

 

[Indie]

The exit polls count the votes that people report they have just cast. Nothing to misinterpret.

Well, disagree.

Exit Polls use a very limited sample from certain constituencies and extrapolate. They can't possibly allow for all individual circumstances.

 

[Kate]

Sky News saying recount in Islington North.

Shit!

 

[octophone]

Giant's Causeway again.

 

[Lucille]

Shit!

 

[Madison]

Conservatives gain Leicester East from Labour (!)

 

[big ron]

I'm twatted now

 

[VoR]

Penny Mordaunt OUT apparently!

 

[Kate]

I was planning bed at 3:30 because I want to be at CRYSTAL PALACE PARK in time to see THIS IS THE KIT tomorrow! Basically it's Kate Stables vs Jezza now. WHAT DO I DO GIRLS

 

[Lucille]

 

[octophone]

I'm twatted now

I'm definitely drunk. Not quite pissed.

 

[Indie]

NADHIM ZAHAWI'S seat (Stratford Upon Avon) gone to Lib Dem. 20k overturned.

Sadly he'd already stepped down, but evs.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

 

[octophone]

I was planning bed at 3:30 because I want to be at CRYSTAL PALACE PARK in time to see THIS IS THE KIT tomorrow! Basically it's Kate Stables vs Jezza now. WHAT DO I DO GIRLS

This Is The Kit are worth it.