UK General Election 2024 - Results Day

[cwej]

This Islington north announcer is not the one for a constituency as dramatic as that…

 

[octophone]

Independent Shockat Adam elected in Leicester South.

What was his main thrust?

 

[VoR]

UGH

 

[jivafox]

Oh no straight to Clacton

 

[ZenGiraffe]

That and what happened in Chingford are majorly embarrassing for Labour.

Will they learn from it though?

 

[ILL ADVISED]

What a horrible segue way from Corbyn to this cunt

 

[Madison]

What was his main thrust?

Never heard of the bloke.

 

[Lucille]

JOVANI is so handsome.

 

[dmlaw]

All the fun has gone out of this in the last few minutes.

 

[Indie]

What was his main thrust?

Gaza

 

[lolly]

Fuck, and Clacton wasn't even vaguely competitive

 

[octophone]

From the sublime to the utterly fucking ridiculous.

 

[octophone]

Gaza

Figures.

 

[Kate]

I assume they will show Fuhrage's speech which will be my cue to turn off

 

[jivafox]

Disgusting

 

[Lucille]

Will they learn from it though?

 

[big ron]

Can't wait for farage to fail.

 

[Lucille]

lol at bringing tourists to CLACTON.

 

[octophone]

I have no words for how much I despise Farage.

 

[Soldi]

Can we push Clacton OUT TO SEA?

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh shut up magnaminous clean campaign.

 

[cwej]

Honestly, Lib Dems are having a fucking dream night.

They've just taken Newton Abbot, a huge overturn

Kinda. Their vote share is not even looking like beating 10% - ten years ago it was at 20%. They’re just getting loads of seats because of tactical voting.

This whole thing is just anti-Tori voting: where Labour were second they’re getting massive swings, where Lib Dem’s were second they’re getting massive swings… and then another 10% are going to Reform everywhere…

It could be good for them in the long run though, as they will just get a lot more coverage generally. I hope Davey
actually uses this to do something good rather than play silly buggers for the next five years.

 

[jivafox]

Omg at us having to see his speech but not Corbyn's OF COURSE

 

[big ron]

No money? Fuck off you Russian cocksucker!

 

[Indie]

I have no words for how much I despise Farage.

I do, but first i need to print them out onto bricks and milkshakes.

 

[Kate]

Yep. FUCK YOU BBC! Turned OFF. Couple more gulps of my Prosecco and BED

 

[octophone]

Can we push Clacton OUT TO SEA?

3 JCBs and I reckon we can shove it out far enough to be France's problem.

 

[Slave]

Can we twin Clacton with Ashfield and just…pretend they don’t exist.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So not surprised

 

[Indie]

Kinda. Their vote share is not even looking like beating 10% - ten years ago it was at 20%. They’re just getting loads of seats because of tactical voting.

This whole thing is just anti-Tori voting: where Labour were second they’re getting massive swings, where Lib Dem’s were second they’re getting massive swings… and then another 10% are going to Reform everywhere…

It could be good for them in the long run though, as they will just get a lot more coverage generally. I hope Davey
actually uses this to do something good rather than play silly buggers for the next five years.

I agree, but they're taking more than they probably even expected. That feels like a win for them.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

oh! Jonathan Ashworth lost in Leicester East!

 

[Soldi]

3 JCBs and I reckon we can shove it out far enough to be France's problem.

They can’t complain, they’ve just voted in the far right.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Do we care about Jon Ashworth? He's made no impact on me

 

[octophone]

Oh, shut up, you tedious, disgusting racist CUNT

 

[VoR]

Kemi Badenoch holds. UGH!

 

[lolly]

That was fucking sinister

 

[GNL]

oh! Jonathan Ashworth lost in Leicester East!

Lmao bye

 

[VoR]

Looks like Labour lost Mid Bedfordshire aka Nadine Dorries country back to the Cons?

 

[octophone]

Badenoch survived. UGH.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

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