Paris 2024 - Day 14 (Fri 9 August)

[GNL]

Serenaded by Celine Dione

I’m IN!

Celine when this old hag gets to the top:

 

[GNL]

Your favourite rock climber's favourite rock climber!

 

[Lucille]

Oooh they’ve got Rhianna blasting for the limber twink.

 

[Madison]

What a boy.

 

[Lucille]

YASSSSS TWINK!

 

[GNL]

Baga Chipz deliberating with the rest of the panel at G-A-Y Porn Idol:

Oooh they’ve got Rhianna blasting for the limber twink.

 

[Kratz]

Turn the AVA MAX on, you've earned it.

 

[Finn]

YES TOBY

 

[Madison]

Turn the AVA MAX on, you've earned it.

No need to be cruel.

 

[Finn]

Oh fuck, I'd forgotten it was this little shit still to go

 

[Lucille]

FALL, FALL, FALL!

 

[Madison]

FALL
FALL
FALL

 

[Kratz]

I'll never forget 'Points per HOLE'

 

[Finn]

FALL

 

[Finn]

FUCKING YES MATE

 

[PercyPig]

GOOOLD!

 

[Madison]

GOLD!!!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Madison]

OMFG

 

[Finn]

GO TEAM GB

WE LOVE YOU TOBY ROBERTS

 

[Madison]

 

[Kratz]

Miss Toby knows it is done.

 

[Madison]

 

[Kratz]

Oh shut me up she won.

 

[ILL ADVISED]

Wow!!! That’s a lovely surprise gold

 

[Madison]

Well done that little British manboy.

 

[Kratz]

Too busy flirting to realise he has won.

 

[Madison]

He’s the new Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill.

 

[Kratz]

He’s the new Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill.

DAME TOBY

 

[Finn]

FALL, FALL, FALL!

FALL
FALL
FALL

FALL

It does feel like we did this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Ageing Tom Daley bitterly passes on the Team GB Olympic twink crown.

 

[PercyPig]

He’ll be dreading his interview with the BBC in the mix zone when he’s asked “how he feels”

 

[Lucille]

Tom Daley being shipped to the monge factory as we speak.

 

[Kratz]

I wonder where that wall be getting wheeled off to afterwards.

 

[Eddie]

FUCKING GET IN!

 

[Kratz]

Who wants to go bouldering?!

 

[Kratz]

I wonder where that wall be getting wheeled off to afterwards.

And where is it? It looks to be the Parisian answer to CATFORD.

 

[Kratz]

He’ll be dreading his interview with the BBC in the mix zone when he’s asked “how he feels”

HA! First thing they asked him!

 

[PercyPig]

Oh I had no idea speed, lead and boulder were the same event in Tokyo. Crazy.

 

[Lucille]

And where is it? It looks to be the Parisian answer to CATFORD.

LE FORD DE CHAT