Paris 2024 - Day 14 (Fri 9 August)

[FetchFugly]

Gabby Logan again keen to let us know that she is NOT A FAN of Noah Lyles.

 

[Lucille]

The BBC hasn’t shown ANY RG!

 

[Lucille]

I need to see the most tortured Eastern European children twirling around with ribbons urgently.

 

[PercyPig]

The BBC hasn’t shown ANY RG!

It’s a two-tier BBC for sure

 

[Finn]

Eddie my RG stan

This does feel like a synonym for 'paedophile'

 

[Lucille]

I find it odd in the relay you can qualify with one team and use a different one in the final.

 

[PercyPig]

Oh I hope the rain doesn’t interfere with the relay or Gaby Logan will never stop mentioning it (while she fills airtime)

 

[Lucille]

Maybe we’ll get some more exciting B-GIRL FOOTAGE if it’s postponed!

 

[Eddie]

The BBC hasn’t shown ANY RG!

Eurosport innit.

 

[dmlaw]

Oh I hope the rain doesn’t interfere with the relay or Gaby Logan will never stop mentioning it (while she fills airtime)

Well, I hope that it rains so heavily that the American team all drown and GB cruise through to gold.

 

[Madison]

Urgh.

 

[dmlaw]

Surely we’d have won that if we hadn’t fucked up the last changeover.

 

[Kratz]

Yep - that was gold until that awful change

 

[PercyPig]

God that was so close on the changeover to Hunt

 

[Ellie]

Why is Richardson yelling like she’s angry? They won.

 

[Eddie]

Two poor changes. We could have won that!

 

[Kratz]

These Games are cursed

 

[FetchFugly]

God that was so close on the changeover to Hunt

It just about looked legal from the BBC replay but still feeling a little nervous.

 

[FetchFugly]

Why is Richardson yelling like she’s angry? They won.

Such a CHARMER

 

[PercyPig]

Surely we’d have won that if we hadn’t fucked up the last changeover.

Sha’Carri would have been able to turn it on more if she needed?

 

[PercyPig]

Does Sha’Carri juice the roids? Some shoulders

 

[PercyPig]

Who is the HOT security man. Does he have an OF too?

 

[Finn]

COME ON JACK

 

[Finn]

COME ON JACK

I meant to WIN not to get a red card, pal

 

[AGinAg (37)]

WHY ARE THEY CYCLING SO SLOWLY?

 

[Lucille]

WHY ARE THEY CYCLING SO SLOWLY?

IT’S SO ANNOYING!

 

[PercyPig]

I meant to WIN not to get a red card, pal

 

[Eddie]

Carlin a bit overrated imo.

He's scrappy and will likely be disqualified now.

 

[BoysForSeles]

Sha’Carri would have been able to turn it on more if she needed?

Yeah she was looking round her 20 metres out.

 

[Madison]

 

[FetchFugly]

At least they have brought in Zharnel for Kilty rather than NMB. Not convinced of our chances but let's see.

 

[PercyPig]

All the almost real-time Olympic data gets me right off.

 

[Finn]

Well I am gaping for Meba Zeze

 

[Madison]

Hello Tortu

 

[PercyPig]

Ooooft!

 

[Madison]

We’re tied with France on the medal table.

KJT and the French football team likely to add a silver each.

 

[PercyPig]

Looks like Jacks infringed again in the cycling!

 

[FetchFugly]

Canada written off as TOO OLD in commentary beforehand... well, well, well.

That first US exchange was hilarious

YAY for our unexpected bronze

 

[dmlaw]

It wouldn’t be the Olympics without a US Men’s 4x100m baton fuck up.

 

[Finn]

Canada written off as TOO OLD in commentary beforehand... well, well, well.

I note they were in the outside lane, which is the driest one