Wow. Do we really not have a JOJO SIWA thread + Polish Eurovision entry? + Straight? + Bette Davis Eyes OUT NOW + JOELLE ERA!

[Lucille]

Are y’all ready to stan yet? She’s so unhinged I love her.

 

[Ellie]

I was made aware of this person only through a chance viewing of MTV Cribs a long time ago. She was one of the most annoying individuals I’d seen, so I’m surprised she’s still famous.

 

[Lucille]

She has a new dance and it’s just as ugly as the last one!

 

[Lucille]

I bet she eats pussy like a fucking demon.

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[octophone]

It's quite funny that she thought she was going to be the face of Pop For Gays and everyone went "...but we've got Chappell Roan, thanks".

 

[Finn]

Can we not collectively just sit this one out?

 

[GNL]

Her messy Hoopla set was a HIGHLIGHT of my summer.

"We don't boo straight people. My MOM is straight."

She threw the first brick at London pride.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[OutSynk]

What is this SHIT?

 

[Art Decade]

 

[K.C.]

She must be stopped at all costs.

 

[Joseph]

*let me be nice actually*

 

[Joseph]

 

[Pipo]

KARMA'S A BITCH
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTERRR

she's awful in every single way but that shit was catchy.

 

[Apoca]

Her messy Hoopla set was a HIGHLIGHT of my summer.

"We don't boo straight people. My MOM is straight."

She threw the first brick at London pride.

That monologue still lives on in my head. Pure chaos.

 

[Lucille]

The way she’s beating her HOOFS on that poor floor!

 

[Lucille]

Why is it so goblin-coded? I can’t get enough!

 

[Pipo]

The girl has got great energy, I'll give her that.

Whoever her choreographer is should be fired because this is trash.

 

[K.C.]

Isn't... SHE the choreographer?

 

[Joseph]

She does her own which is the problem she still dances like an 8 year old hyped up on Mountain Dew

 

[K.C.]

She does her own which is the problem she still dances like an 8 year old hyped up on Mountain Dew

That gorgeous American diet

 

[GNL]

She does also work with Richy Jackson, Gaga's choreographer.

 

[Dark Carnival]

That’s not the kind of unhinged I enjoy watching!

 

[Lucille]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Come on Poland, you’re better than this!

 

[GNL]

Karma's a BITCH! I should have known BEJBA!

 

[VoR]

Come on Poland, you’re better than this!

Are they though?

 

[Lucille]

Let’s not pretend this wouldn’t be ESSENTIAL VIEWING!!

 

[Soldi]

Is she POLISH?

 

[Tisch]

Is she POLISH?

She did a MY HERITAGE test don't you know?

 

[Pipo]

I don't know if she's Polish but she is annoying as hell.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Are they though?

I had that as a qualifier

 

[Soldi]

I had that as a qualifier

We’re you DEAF?

 

[Tisch]

I always like The Ride too! Why was 80s pastiche good enough for ASFM (circa 2021) but not Eurovision (2021)? See also: Denmark's unfortunate flop.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I always like The Ride too! Why was 80s pastiche good enough for ASFM (circa 2021) but not Eurovision (2021)? See also: Denmark's unfortunate flop.

Europe did Denmark’s fun chubster dirty

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Can we have a warrant for her arrest yet?

 

[Ellie]

Jesus, it’s like watching that comedy Jagger/Bowie Dancing In The Street video without the music.

 

[VoR]

 

[jivafox]