ASFXMAS.... All I want for Christmas is RESULTS! Tonight, 7pm

[Berly]

Taxi!

 

[Tisch]

I'm quite surprised I didn't vote for that. I love Ben Adams and Alanis Morissette

Careful, your tea is in the oven as we SPEAK

 

[Joseph]

19th – Mistlehoes
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Lea Michele - Christmas In New York


Submitted by @Jesus & Mary & Joseph 🎄

41 points

10 – Iguana, ZZ
7 – Berly
5 – DisneyTeletubby, Ill Advised
1 – Neon, Roe, Rhythmbandit, Funky​

Did I win?

 

[ButterTart]

So we've condemned Lea to Christmas in New York. Who's getting to spend Christmas somewhere marginally classier, like Eccles?....

 

[Joseph]

I just want to apologise to Lea Michele for Moopy's horrific snub. Lea, if you're reading this... well done for reaching Key Stage 1.

You know she can’t read you monster

 

[ButterTart]

18th - A Christmas Massacre

Kirsty Bertarelli - The Ghosts of Christmas Past


Submitted by @DJ Play Ag Christmas Song (39)

42 points

7 – dmlaw, Rita
6 – Win the Game,
5 – ButterTart, Iguana, Roe
4 – ZenGiraffe
3 – Jyxz​

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Yes, I expected to flop. I find ASFXMAS very difficult.

 

[ButterTart]

We get a TWO-FOR-ONE next, like presents from Boots for relatives you don't really give a shite about.

 

[dmlaw]

Sad that Kirsty Bertarelli didn’t do better. I’d have predicted it as a contender for the win.

 

[ButterTart]

=16th - Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament

Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli


Submitted by @win_the_game

43 points

10 – Berly
8 – Jyxz
6 - dmlaw
5 – Ginag, Tisch
4 - Joseph
2 – ZenGiraffe
1 – ButterTart, Indie, Iguana​

 

[ButterTart]

Sad that Kirsty Bertarelli didn’t do better. I’d have predicted it as a contender for the win.

That's one I went back to a lot, to be fair.

 

[octophone]

That's one I went back to a lot, to be fair.

Why, to check it was real rather than an elaborate prank?

 

[ButterTart]

=16th - Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time

Imogen Heap - Just For Now


Submitted by @BoysForSeles

43 points

10 - Indie
7 – Neon, Roe
6 – Marina Salty
5 – Jyxz
4 – Win the Game
2 - ZZ
1 – ZenGiraffe, Berly​

 

[dmlaw]

I enjoyed the Italian one, but I could never work out who Natalie and Angela were supposed to be.

 

[Tisch]

=16th - Princess Diana Christmas Tree Ornament
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Ricchi e Poveri - Il Natale degli Angeli


Submitted by @win_the_game

43 points

10 – Berly
8 – Jyxz
6 - dmlaw
5 – Ginag, Tisch
4 - Joseph
2 – ZenGiraffe
1 – ButterTart, Indie, Iguana​

Surprising! Thought this would get more!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The actual video was a nightmare

 

[Tisch]

=16th - Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time
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Imogen Heap - Just For Now


Submitted by @BoysForSeles

43 points

10 - Indie
7 – Neon, Roe
6 – Marina Salty
5 – Jyxz
4 – Win the Game
2 - ZZ
1 – ZenGiraffe, Berly​

Suprised at this too!

 

[octophone]

I enjoyed the Italian one, but I could never work out who Natalie and Angela were supposed to be.

Scylla and Charybdis.

 

[ButterTart]

We have another DOUBLE HEADER next, like the dildo you purchased because you've never bought for a lesbian couple before and to be honest you just panicked.

 

[ButterTart]

=14th - Christmas Jumper Targeted Adverts

Maxx - Power of Love


Submitted by @Home Admlawne 2: dmLawst in New York

44 points

12 - Rita
10 - OutSynk
7 – Joseph, Kate
3 – Win the Game, Indie
2 – ButterTart​

 

[dmlaw]

We have another DOUBLE HEADER next, like the dildo you purchased because you've never bought for a lesbian couple before and to be honest you just panicked.

I’m sure @Rachey and Mandy were very grateful and that all of the swearing was entirely unrelated.

 

[ButterTart]

=14th - The Sexual Goose DEAD

Rani - Tell me what you’re wishing for


Submitted by @FaiRitale of New York

44 points

10 - Roe
8 – Berly, Neon
6 – Funky
5 - ZZ
3 – DisneyTeletubby, Octophone
1 – Marina Salty​

 

[dmlaw]

QUITE A LOT of halfwits seem to not have given the deserved high marks to my song.

 

[ButterTart]

With the aroma of the Sexual Goose's smouldering corpse fresh in our nostrils, let's see who's behind door number 13

 

[ButterTart]

13th - Madonna Xmas tree magic

Anna Vissi - Se Periptosi Pou


Submitted by @Merryna Santy 🧑🎄

47 points

10 – ZenGiraffe
7 – Ill Advised
6 – DisneyTeletubby, Ginag, OutSynk
4 – Jyxz, Roe
2 – Indie, dmlaw​

 

[ButterTart]

The halfway point seems like a splendid time for me to run for a quick fag. Back in 5

 

[Marina Salty]

At the end of the video she finds herself sitting outside number 13 of the street, so this is such a self-fulfilling prophecy.

 

[ButterTart]

Right, who's ready for our 12 GAYS OF CHRISTMAS?

 

[ButterTart]

12th - Christmas at Harrods

Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit


Submitted by @Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas 🦎🎄

52 points

12 - DisneyTeletubby
8 – Win the Game
7 - Funky
6 – ButterTart, Roe
4 - Rhythmbandit
3 – Neon
2 – Jyxz, Ill Advised
1 – Tisch, Octophone​

 

[ButterTart]

I bet Donna's looking up at as now, beaming with pride at making the left side of the leaderboard.

 

[dmlaw]

It’s nice that ASFM could help to give such an obscure artist a boost to start her career.

 

[ButterTart]

Which piper piping has JUST missed out on the top ten?

 

[octophone]

I mean, that literally got a point for being by Donna Summer despite being the worst thing I've ever heard by her.

 

[Iguana]

Sorry for being the Jew that sent the most Christian song.

 

[ButterTart]

It’s nice that ASFM could help to give such an obscure artist a boost to start her career.

If she can get over the frequent bouts of being dead that have plagued her these last few years, she could be the next MUNA.

 

[Tisch]

12th - Christmas at Harrods
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Donna Summer - Christmas Spirit


Submitted by @Iguana wish you a Merry Christmas 🦎🎄

52 points

12 - DisneyTeletubby
8 – Win the Game
7 - Funky
6 – ButterTart, Roe
4 - Rhythmbandit
3 – Neon
2 – Jyxz, Ill Advised
1 – Tisch, Octophone​

I've been with this man nearly 15 years and honestly, no clue!

And I've given him one

 

[ButterTart]

11th - Classy christmas nails

Lindsey Stirling feat. Becky G - Christmas C'Mon


Submitted by @rhythm bandit? I know him!

55 points

10 – Neon, Ginag
8 - Roe
6 – Berly, ZZ
4 – Tisch, Rita
3 – Ill Advised
2 – Octophone
1 – Kate, DisneyTeletubby​

 

[octophone]

I've been with this man nearly 15 years and honestly, no clue!

And I've given him one

I'd have hoped you'd have given him several by now...

Oh, sorry, I misunderstood.

 

[ButterTart]

Which leaves just ten presents to unwrap:

Charlotte Adigéry & Bolis Pupul - HOHO
Despina Vandi - Kalanta
Du Blonde - It's Christmas and I'm Crying
Florrie - Kissing in the Cold
Joalin - La Chica-cá
Kelli-Leigh - Underneath The Tree
Pongo - Celebrate
Sabaton - Christmas Truce
Smoke Fairies - Christmas Without A Kiss
Tiff Lacey & Raz Nitzan - Take Me Back To Christmas

And ten lords-a-leaping into the race for the crown:

@Berly
@Mary's Boy Tart
@Ill Advised
@InDie Hard 2
@Fejyxz Navidad
@Kate
@Neon
@the octy and the ivy
@OutSynk
@ZZanta

 

[Tisch]

It’s nice that ASFM could help to give such an obscure artist a boost to start her career.

I think we know who the MUNA Award for Obscurity is going to this year!